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Socialismbegone
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We just had a case in St.Paul,Minnesota where a couple went out on the town,got inebriated,got in an argument and she bit off 1/3 of his tongue.I hope he's Gene Simmon's brother and has enough tongue to spare so he won't lisp from here on out.hehe!They couldn't recover the tongue piece because the woman swallowed.That's one time when you aren't flattered when the woman swallows.hehe! O.K,I'm joking about it here and so were all the regional shock jocks and I'm sure Howard Sternwheel will be doing it next if not already.Anyway,like John Bobbit getting his unit cut off,there isn't alot of sympathy for guys when they have stuff like this happen to them.Hell,old lady Bobbit didn't serve a day in jail.If the shoe was on the other foot where a guy bit off a woman's tongue or a part of her genetalia every commie lib democrat like Teddy K,Kerry,Hillary,Rosie the dyke and Oprah would be screaming to the roof that we need funding for programs to stop female mutilation by men.
It all got me to thinking about Clinton and Monica.What if Monica would have bit down on that corkscrew cocktail weenie Clinton calls a penis.At least John Bobbit had something to sew back on but for Clinton even a micro surgeon couldn't have done much.How do you explain to the public that some intern killed the president by making him hemhorage to death where she attacked him alone in the ovum,I mean oval office and pulled his pants down.Clinton can take comfort in knowing that someone said they found Napolean's penis in a bottle and it was the size of an elbow macaroni all shriveled up.Clinton always said he was the 1st black president but I beg to differ on these grounds.hehe!Dillinger needed the mayonaise bottle and that wasn't big enough and Clinton could have used a Gerber's baby food jar and there would have been lots of room to spare.hehe!
It all got me to thinking about Clinton and Monica.What if Monica would have bit down on that corkscrew cocktail weenie Clinton calls a penis.At least John Bobbit had something to sew back on but for Clinton even a micro surgeon couldn't have done much.How do you explain to the public that some intern killed the president by making him hemhorage to death where she attacked him alone in the ovum,I mean oval office and pulled his pants down.Clinton can take comfort in knowing that someone said they found Napolean's penis in a bottle and it was the size of an elbow macaroni all shriveled up.Clinton always said he was the 1st black president but I beg to differ on these grounds.hehe!Dillinger needed the mayonaise bottle and that wasn't big enough and Clinton could have used a Gerber's baby food jar and there would have been lots of room to spare.hehe!
