What if Monica would have bit down?

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    We just had a case in St.Paul,Minnesota where a couple went out on the town,got inebriated,got in an argument and she bit off 1/3 of his tongue.I hope he's Gene Simmon's brother and has enough tongue to spare so he won't lisp from here on out.hehe!They couldn't recover the tongue piece because the woman swallowed.That's one time when you aren't flattered when the woman swallows.hehe! O.K,I'm joking about it here and so were all the regional shock jocks and I'm sure Howard Sternwheel will be doing it next if not already.Anyway,like John Bobbit getting his unit cut off,there isn't alot of sympathy for guys when they have stuff like this happen to them.Hell,old lady Bobbit didn't serve a day in jail.If the shoe was on the other foot where a guy bit off a woman's tongue or a part of her genetalia every commie lib democrat like Teddy K,Kerry,Hillary,Rosie the dyke and Oprah would be screaming to the roof that we need funding for programs to stop female mutilation by men.

    It all got me to thinking about Clinton and Monica.What if Monica would have bit down on that corkscrew cocktail weenie Clinton calls a penis.At least John Bobbit had something to sew back on but for Clinton even a micro surgeon couldn't have done much.How do you explain to the public that some intern killed the president by making him hemhorage to death where she attacked him alone in the ovum,I mean oval office and pulled his pants down.Clinton can take comfort in knowing that someone said they found Napolean's penis in a bottle and it was the size of an elbow macaroni all shriveled up.Clinton always said he was the 1st black president but I beg to differ on these grounds.hehe!Dillinger needed the mayonaise bottle and that wasn't big enough and Clinton could have used a Gerber's baby food jar and there would have been lots of room to spare.hehe!
     
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    This is about the fourth post I've read of yours and they all offer nothing but scenarios and opinions - neither of which you back up with fact - and all of them fairly content free.

    Then you come along and post this crap. Back up the statements that you apparently know so much about Clinton's anatomy with fact.

    I have seen posts with more intellect and attempts at creating dialouge on Yahoo!

    Why don't you go back there, learn a little more about debate and then come back once you can carry on meaningful exchange.
     
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    you got to wonder what kind of mind comes up with this crap. i dont think id wish someone biting down on anyone. not even my worst enemy. Besides I dont think monica would have alot to bite anyway. Hillary has em in her lock box.
     
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    I know he's banned... but I damn near pissed myself laughing when I read this:

    Ted Kennedy... advocating funding for programs to stop female mutilation... :rotflmao:

    That'll be right after he does a commercial for Non-Alcoholic beer. :rolleyes:
     
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    Pretty sad excuse for an "interesting" post. How old are you 5?:p: I mean, I don't care if you wanna make fun of Bill, but you could at least be funny about it.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing, lol.
    Sounds like someone who wishes he bit down himself...ROFL.
     
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    Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car accident?

    Some dick cut her off....................
     
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