Liability
Locked Account.
Dunno if this is over the line or not, so I'm just going to post a link to the pic:
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/05/Naked-Vagina-Bike.jpg
Two *****!
Trust you to lower the tone of the conversation you fucking ingrate.
But, in fairness, I DID promptly apologize and offer a gift to make amends...