Vasectomy?

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    Anybody have one?

    If so, what do you have to say about it?
     
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    I haven't had one, but know several men who have had.

    The common theme was that the smell of the cauterizing process was the worst part. One was a paramedic and he watched the whole thing. Others just went to the happy place in their heads.

    Swelling, bruising/discoloration, soreness ...

    They're a bunch of big babies. :D


    Post note: so far none have had gotten anyone pregnant, so it seems to work pretty well now.
     
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    About a week of some mild discomfort and you're good to go. Just be certain that it's what you want.
     
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    Can't say that I have. However after 3 kids in 4 years, made the then hubby get one.

    Years later having filed for divorce and trying to get a life, his girlfriend actually called me at one of my friend's house. Seems the divorce was taking too long for her schedule. I couldn't believe this person had called, but my friend took the phone and started talking to her. Seems she wanted to get married and start a family. LOL! My friend asked her, "You do know Mike had a vasectomy?" Silence on the other end. My friend who has more gumption in real life than I do even online, said, "Whoops, there goes my call waiting, want to hold?" "Yes." :cuckoo: Seems the ex forgot to tell her about the little snips.

    Next time I ran into him, in the psychiatrist's office, he was walking sorta funny. They still had to go in vitro and he's not a better father with those young ones either. While my kids feel sorry for the little ones, it's still a funny story, though not as funny as the horse dumping him in the Des Plaines River.
     
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    TY for that cute and informative little story. :clap2::clap2:
     
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    no way. just. no way.
     
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    Do you know what you call a man that gets a Vasectomy ?

    Coward for not standing up to his wife.

    Say a Man has three kids with his wife
    and tragically the wife and three kids are killed in a car accident.
    Well if the man didn't get a Vasectomy
    he could have started a new family.

    3 Kids was good enough for that woman.
    When thast woman had that 3rd Kid
    she should have been taken care of.

    Baltimore Bob
     
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    Unless the woman has just had a c-section it is easier, less expensive and there is a much shorter recovery time for the man to go through a quick, outpatient procedure and sit around in his chair for the weekend to recover.

    Real men take birth control into their own hands. Cowardly men push it off onto the woman and don't take responsibility for their own reproductive potential.
     
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    i'm perfectly fine with cumming in your mouth, yo. no worries about men taking birth control lightly.
     
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    Just making a point, not asking for volunteers.
     

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