Mindful
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Don't fall for his charms. He's already married.
Doesn't make much difference these days.
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Doesn't make much difference these days.
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Shoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwBeautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Lol I figuredIm divorced now btwBeautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
I was funnying the two eyes thing, not the divorce thing, BTW.
ChrisL
Diamond Member
Shoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwBeautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
You have kids though, right? Divorce is always hard for the kids. Hope they are doing okay.
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Would you believe me if I said i really had 3 eyes?Beautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I thought I was his one and only.
Mindful
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Shoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwBeautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
What did you do with your tractor?
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I didnt have a kid with her. Thank gawdShoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwBeautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
You have kids though, right? Divorce is always hard for the kids. Hope they are doing okay.
ChrisL
Diamond Member
Don't fall for his charms. He's already married.
Doesn't make much difference these days.
Oh, I know. I've seen it play out here on this very forum.
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I didnt have a kid with her. Thank gawdShoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwAnd here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
You have kids though, right? Divorce is always hard for the kids. Hope they are doing okay.
Well, hopefully you make better decisions in the future.
I always try to tell people to shack up first before you jump the gun. Lol! You really, REALLY want to know all about the person you are marrying.
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Lmao I'm not a farmer I just like the country.Shoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwBeautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
What did you do with your tractor?
Being able to pee of your front porch is exhilarating
Mindful
Diamond Member
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Don't fall for his charms. He's already married.
Doesn't make much difference these days.
Oh, I know. I've seen it play out here on this very forum.
It's verboten in some quarters, did you know?
You need permission to talk to some dudes here.
ChrisL
Diamond Member
Lmao I'm not a farmer I just like the country.Shoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwAnd here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
What did you do with your tractor?
Being able to pee of your front porch is exhilarating
Maybe this contributed to the divorce thing?
Mindful
Diamond Member
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- #255
I didnt have a kid with her. Thank gawdShoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btw
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
You have kids though, right? Divorce is always hard for the kids. Hope they are doing okay.
Well, hopefully you make better decisions in the future.
And even then, you still don't know.
I'd do it again; just for the dress.
ChrisL
Diamond Member
Don't fall for his charms. He's already married.
Doesn't make much difference these days.
Oh, I know. I've seen it play out here on this very forum.
It's verboten in some quarters, did you know?
You need permission to talk to some dudes here.
Kind of like Mike Pence! We can call it "Pencing."
Mindful
Diamond Member
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Lmao I'm not a farmer I just like the country.Shoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btwAnd here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
What did you do with your tractor?
Being able to pee of your front porch is exhilarating
You must have an efficient irrigation system, for your crops.
ChrisL
Diamond Member
Don't fall for his charms. He's already married.
Doesn't make much difference these days.
Oh, I know. I've seen it play out here on this very forum.
It's verboten in some quarters, did you know?
You need permission to talk to some dudes here.
Honestly though, this would be the absolute LAST place to come to find a husband, IMO. Yikes! Lol!
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I am nowWould you believe me if I said i really had 3 eyes?Beautiful.
I will marry you if you want to move to the states
And here I was, thinking you only had eyes for me and my butt.
I thought I was his one and only.
I might.
Are you free tonight?
- Sep 27, 2012
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Hell she did it too lol jkLmao I'm not a farmer I just like the country.Shoot naw, dont be. Major life mistake that I learned from.Im divorced now btw
I have two eyes though
Really? I'm so sorry to hear that.
What did you do with your tractor?
Being able to pee of your front porch is exhilarating
Maybe this contributed to the divorce thing?
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