‘Use lots of lube & enter anus slowly’: Chicago schools teach Anal Sex to 5th graders"

[HenryBHough]

There's a family story about my great grandmother, a spitfire of a woman. A principal put inappropriate hands on her son. She called that principal out in the schoolyard and whipped him with her horse whip. That's what needs to be done to these teachers, an old-fashioned horse whipping.

Two problems in that:

1. Where in hell can you buy a horse whip?
2. These days the bastards enjoy being whipped!

 

[Katzndogz]

There's a family story about my great grandmother, a spitfire of a woman. A principal put inappropriate hands on her son. She called that principal out in the schoolyard and whipped him with her horse whip. That's what needs to be done to these teachers, an old-fashioned horse whipping.

Two problems in that:

1. Where in hell can you buy a horse whip?
2. These days the bastards enjoy being whipped!

There's a family story about my great grandmother, a spitfire of a woman. A principal put inappropriate hands on her son. She called that principal out in the schoolyard and whipped him with her horse whip. That's what needs to be done to these teachers, an old-fashioned horse whipping.

Two problems in that:

1. Where in hell can you buy a horse whip?
2. These days the bastards enjoy being whipped!

Horse whip
Riding Crops and Whips Horse Training Equipment Dover Saddlery

I'm sure they would enjoy it at first. Ya gotta get past the safe word point.

 

[Borillar]

Listen to the predictable assholes in this thread justifying this despicable conduct on the part of adult "teachers" browbeating 10 year-olds into buggery. This is when fathers need to bring their Glocks to schools to offer their own orientation classes to all the sick public school fucks who'd like nothing more than to rape their children.

There's a family story about my great grandmother, a spitfire of a woman. A principal put inappropriate hands on her son. She called that principal out in the schoolyard and whipped him with her horse whip. That's what needs to be done to these teachers, an old-fashioned horse whipping.

Yeah, then you can teach the 5th graders about S&M.

 

[BULLDOG]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

As usual, you misrepresent the entire situation. You didn't bother to include the Chicago Public School Spokesman's statement or the NBC news report about the obvious mistake.

“The objectionable material presented at Andrew Jackson Language Academy this week is not and never was part of the student sexual education curriculum. It was mistakenly downloaded and included in the parent presentation, and we agree with parents it is not appropriate for elementary school students,” CPS spokesman Bill McCaffrey said in a statement. “As part of our sexual health education policy approved by the Board of Education in 2013, Chicago Public Schools offers a comprehensive sexual education curriculum that is designed to ensure age-appropriate material and minimum instructional minutes for every grade level, consisting of family and sexual health education topics for K-12 students.”

Source: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Parents-Shocked-by-Material-Mistakenly-Included-in-Presentation-on-Schools-New-Sex-Health-Curriculum-282788211.html#ixzz3PtcXLJIF

 

[CrusaderFrank]

She said more than half of all CPS high-school students report having had sexual intercourse, 12 percent before the age of 13. More than a third reported not using a condom during their last sexual intercourse, and more than a quarter say they've never been taught about HIV.

In a 2013 press release, CPS officials said implementation of this type of comprehensive education policy "helps to reduce school-level incidents of sexual misconduct and harassment and positively impact rates of [sexually transmitted diseases] and unintended pregnancy among Chicago’s youth."


Alternatively, we could just let the girls have their babies, drop out of school, go on welfare and be a drain on the system while the boy struggles to support a baby neither of them are prepared for.

That's at least three lives in ruin before they had a chance to live.

That's what Democrats are counting on. They need those young uneducated voters to keep Dem in power

 

[Skylar]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

"It is not and never was part of the student sexual education curriculum," CPS spokesman Bill McCaffrey wrote. "It was mistakenly downloaded and included in the parent presentation, and we agree with parents it is not appropriate for elementary school students."

Fifth-Grade Sex Ed Plan Horrifies Chicago Parents Who Say It s Obscene - University Village - DNAinfo.com Chicago

So what is the issue exactly?

 

[Derideo_Te]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

"It is not and never was part of the student sexual education curriculum," CPS spokesman Bill McCaffrey wrote. "It was mistakenly downloaded and included in the parent presentation, and we agree with parents it is not appropriate for elementary school students."

Fifth-Grade Sex Ed Plan Horrifies Chicago Parents Who Say It s Obscene - University Village - DNAinfo.com Chicago

So what is the issue exactly?

Homophobes and Christian Fundies running around screaming that the sky is falling!

 

[AvgGuyIA]

Fisting 101 coming to a school near you.

No, it isn't Chicken Fucking Little.

You are one WEIRD son of a bitch.

Notice that teaching anal sex doesn't give way to a heightened state of concern by liberals over what is being taught to our children? PMH...if one finger by someone else is inserted in your asshole, it is fisting.

 

[Skylar]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

"It is not and never was part of the student sexual education curriculum," CPS spokesman Bill McCaffrey wrote. "It was mistakenly downloaded and included in the parent presentation, and we agree with parents it is not appropriate for elementary school students."

Fifth-Grade Sex Ed Plan Horrifies Chicago Parents Who Say It s Obscene - University Village - DNAinfo.com Chicago

So what is the issue exactly?

Homophobes and Christian Fundies running around screaming that the sky is falling!

Yeah, but with a new Chicken Little scare each *week*? Even by fundie standards this is starting to look a tad hysteric.

 

[Skylar]

Fisting 101 coming to a school near you.

No, it isn't Chicken Fucking Little.

You are one WEIRD son of a bitch.

Notice that teaching anal sex doesn't give way to a heightened state of concern by liberals over what is being taught to our children? PMH...if one finger by someone else is inserted in your asshole, it is fisting.

Dude, I have no idea what you're inserting into your asshole. But a finger isn't a fist.

And of course, these kids weren't being taught about anal sex.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

Another gullible extreme rightwinger who never bothered to check if this was a hoax before posting.

Sure enough Snopes debunked this as never being taught to 5th graders.

Good to know that snopes debunked this. Butt (pun intended) Liberals are defending the practice of teaching our children anal sex.

 

[Skylar]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

Another gullible extreme rightwinger who never bothered to check if this was a hoax before posting.

Sure enough Snopes debunked this as never being taught to 5th graders.

Good to know that snopes debunked this. Butt (pun intended) Liberals are defending the practice of teaching our children anal sex.

If you define a 'child' as someone under 18, perhaps. Ignorance doesn't serve anyone. Especially when anal sex can transmit some STDs more effectively than vaginal sex. And highschool aged kids can handle the conversation.

But not the 5th graders that the OP so ignorantly claimed. And of course, never fact checked.

 

[CherryPanda]

Oh.. my... god...
This is unthinkable...
Well, yeah, we need to educate our children about sex and health, but isn't it too early to teach 5th graders about ALL types of sex? What for?
Of course, there are some kids that start early, but why should all of the kids then get enlightened about something they are not ready for?
There's time and place for everything, and everything should be in its time.

 

[danielpalos]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

It can't be any worse than appealing to ignorance and abstinence.

In any case, are you suggesting that the future, electorate of the United States should not be well informed?

 

[Iceweasel]

It can't be any worse than appealing to ignorance and abstinence.

In any case, are you suggesting that the future, electorate of the United States should not be well informed?

Well informed about the issues. If anal lube is an issue for you, you can get all the help you need at the adult novelty store. They could maybe even help you find your ass.

 

[danielpalos]

It can't be any worse than appealing to ignorance and abstinence.

In any case, are you suggesting that the future, electorate of the United States should not be well informed?

Well informed about the issues. If anal lube is an issue for you, you can get all the help you need at the adult novelty store. They could maybe even help you find your ass.

I am not "conservative" enough to complain about the cost of a pound of social spending while complaining about the cost of ounces of prevention, not just abstinence.

 

[Iceweasel]

It can't be any worse than appealing to ignorance and abstinence.

In any case, are you suggesting that the future, electorate of the United States should not be well informed?

Well informed about the issues. If anal lube is an issue for you, you can get all the help you need at the adult novelty store. They could maybe even help you find your ass.

I am not "conservative" enough to complain about the cost of a pound of social spending while complaining about the cost of ounces of prevention, not just abstinence.

We weren't discussing abstinance. How did that become an issue? We were discussing anal sex being taught in school to kids. So we're going to suffer as a society if they don't get taught the fine art of sodomy? What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[danielpalos]

It can't be any worse than appealing to ignorance and abstinence.

In any case, are you suggesting that the future, electorate of the United States should not be well informed?

Well informed about the issues. If anal lube is an issue for you, you can get all the help you need at the adult novelty store. They could maybe even help you find your ass.

I am not "conservative" enough to complain about the cost of a pound of social spending while complaining about the cost of ounces of prevention, not just abstinence.

We weren't discussing abstinance. How did that become an issue? We were discussing anal sex being taught in school to kids. So we're going to suffer as a society if they don't get taught the fine art of sodomy? What the fuck is wrong with you?

So, how is abstinence of that knowledge of that form of "good and evil" good for any "original sinner"?

 

[Moonglow]

The sick, sad spectacle of cultural marxism continues the march through the institutions.

Use lots of lube enter anus slowly Chicago schools teach anal sex to 5th graders RT USA

Another gullible extreme rightwinger who never bothered to check if this was a hoax before posting.

Sure enough Snopes debunked this as never being taught to 5th graders.

Good to know that snopes debunked this. Butt (pun intended) Liberals are defending the practice of teaching our children anal sex.

liberals? I've never taught and child about anal sex

 

[Iceweasel]

It can't be any worse than appealing to ignorance and abstinence.

In any case, are you suggesting that the future, electorate of the United States should not be well informed?

Well informed about the issues. If anal lube is an issue for you, you can get all the help you need at the adult novelty store. They could maybe even help you find your ass.

I am not "conservative" enough to complain about the cost of a pound of social spending while complaining about the cost of ounces of prevention, not just abstinence.

We weren't discussing abstinance. How did that become an issue? We were discussing anal sex being taught in school to kids. So we're going to suffer as a society if they don't get taught the fine art of sodomy? What the fuck is wrong with you?

So, how is abstinence of that knowledge of that form of "good and evil" good for any "original sinner"?

Can you try that again in English? Thanks.