US women's soccer team steals money from the men's soccer team.

[GLASNOST]

So the US women's soccer team, you know the ones always crying they don't make more money because no one wants to pay big bucks to watch them play, is actually stealing from the men's team.

I think this shit applies to all Western nations. Certainly here in Sweden.

 

[GLASNOST]

Women have been hustling men for money since the dawn of time. However, it take a real sissy boi, like these Soccer players are, to give them the money and not get any pussy out of the deal.

I'd rather stick my "finger" in a vice and turn the screw than impale myself on one of those creatures. There isn't enough Vaseline in the world to make it even possible.