- Oct 31, 2012
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NEVADA - The President of UNLV has come out to publicly condemn the active shooter at UNLV, who happened to be a professor at UNLV. When asked why it took the university so long to condemn the shooting, UNLV President Mark Davis said, "We took great pains to investigate this shooting before commenting on it. After all, what if the professor had been shooting a Jewish student who supported Zionists and their open-air genocidal prison in Gaza? We would feel pretty dumb having condemned him then, but now that we know that was not the case, we can condemn him for his murderous acts of terror now that we know it was not an act of martyrdom for Allah instead, peace be upon him."
Harvard President Gay something or other was also interviewed and asked about the comments of the UNLV professor. She stated, "Although we at Harvard may or may not agree with the sentiments of the UNLV President, we stand with solidarity with him for his freedom of expression under the First Amendment and for his support of Iran and their appendage Hamas. Oh, and I also apologize for all the offensive things I said at the Congressional hearing, yada, yada, yada, can I still keep my job now?"