Union Rules & Hookers

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  1. Angel Heart

    Angel Heart Conservative Hippie

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    Union Rules & Hookers

    A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
    When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'

    'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

    'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

    'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered

    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street, in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

    His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house.

    We observe all union rules.

    'The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

    'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

    'That's more like it!' the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

    'I'd like her,' he said.

    'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam.

    Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'

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