A Captain in the Infantry was posted to a Afghanistan. On his induction tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied around the back of the other ranks barracks. He asked the Sergeant Major showing him around, what the camel was for. The Sergeant Major replied, "Well Sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant Major, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sergeant Major shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant Major, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant Major replied, "Well Sir, not really, they normally just use it to ride into town"!!