Uh, conservatives, you need to get your morality out of our legal system

[Pedro de San Patricio]

Who the hell do you think you are to impose your moral choices on me? Why should I give a fuck if you think it's "wrong" to rape and murder someone? Huh? Maybe that's my choice. Maybe I CHOOSE to to mug homeless people. Who the fuck are you to legislate your morality like that? We're Americans, dammit, and our rights trump your silly little notions of "ethics" and "right and wrong" and all of your other made up religious bullshit.

 

[Scorpion]

WTF?

 

[Pedro de San Patricio]

I learned that liberals are supposed to be pissed off at the idea of legislating morality. I'm practicing doing that so I can be a good liberal.

 

[mamooth]

Conservatives shouldn't try satire. They're just not any good at it. Satire, to be effective, has to be close to reality. Since conservatives are sort of living in an alternate dimension, their satire attempts just cause people to go "huh?".