Twisted Wishes

[BDBoop]

In this game, someone makes a wish. The next person grants the wish, but with a twist. Then they make a wish.

For instance.

I wish I had perfect vision.

Wish granted!! You now see through everyone, skeletons everywhere.

I wish I were taller.

 

[Moonglow]

Wish granted,
now you can touch the ground.
I wish I were was super human.

 

[Mr Natural]

Wish granted,
now you can touch the ground.
I wish I were was super human.

Granted.

But now, you're going to have to take time out of your day to go get Lois and Jimmy out of whatever jam they got themselves into.

 

[BDBoop]

Make a wish, Mr. Clean.

 

[Mr Natural]

Make a wish, Mr. Clean.

OK. I wish I knew how long I was going to live so I knew how extravagant or frugal I need to be with my retirement savings.

 

[BDBoop]

Make a wish, Mr. Clean.

OK. I wish I knew how long I was going to live so I knew how extravagant or frugal I need to be with my retirement savings.

Granted! You have three minutes. Make 'em count.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Moonglow]

Make a wish, Mr. Clean.

OK. I wish I knew how long I was going to live so I knew how extravagant or frugal I need to be with my retirement savings.

Granted! You have three minutes. Make 'em count.

I wish for world peace.

Wish granted,
All humans on the Earth are gone.

I wish I had a cake.

 

[Mr Natural]

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner

 

[BDBoop]

OK. I wish I knew how long I was going to live so I knew how extravagant or frugal I need to be with my retirement savings.

Granted! You have three minutes. Make 'em count.

I wish for world peace.

Wish granted,
All humans on the Earth are gone.

I wish I had a cake.

Granted! You have a pineapple upside-down Spam cake.

I wish I could buy anything I want, because I can afford it all.

 

[BDBoop]

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner

Granted! Unfortunately, you're only a cocktail wienie, in one of those little jars.

 

[Caroljo]

Make a wish, Mr. Clean.

OK. I wish I knew how long I was going to live so I knew how extravagant or frugal I need to be with my retirement savings.

Granted! You have three minutes. Make 'em count.

I wish for world peace.

Granted! But you have to stand on your head while drinking a glass of wine, without spilling it!!!!

I wish I could afford to retire!!!

 

[BDBoop]

OK. I wish I knew how long I was going to live so I knew how extravagant or frugal I need to be with my retirement savings.

Granted! You have three minutes. Make 'em count.

I wish for world peace.

Granted! But you have to stand on your head while drinking a glass of wine, without spilling it!!!!

I wish I could afford to retire!!!

Granted! Winning the lottery gave you a heart attack though. Funeral's Tuesday.

I wish I had my own place.

 

[Mr Natural]

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner

Granted! Unfortunately, you're only a cocktail wienie, in one of those little jars.

That's OK. As long as you eat me, I'll be happy.

 

[Gracie]

Granted. But now you that you have your own place, you still have to share it with 15 people and there is only one bathroom.

I wish for good health.

 

[BDBoop]

Granted. But now you that you have your own place, you still have to share it with 15 people and there is only one bathroom.

I wish for good health.

I'm sorry but my own place means my own place. Sharing it with 15 other people renders it NOT my own place.

Granted! Your health is wonderful right up until that Unfortunate Dismount Incident.

I wish we had some candy in the house.

 

[Gracie]

It IS your own place. But the kicker is...you have to share it. You are still the boss of the place. Still own it. But it comes with "perks" that aren't so perky after all.

 

[BDBoop]

Still wish we had some candy in the house.

 

[Caroljo]

Granted! You have three minutes. Make 'em count.

I wish for world peace.

Granted! But you have to stand on your head while drinking a glass of wine, without spilling it!!!!

I wish I could afford to retire!!!

Granted! Winning the lottery gave you a heart attack though. Funeral's Tuesday.

I wish I had my own place.

No.....can't be Tuesday. Got the grand kids tonight until Tues night....how about Wednesday?

And winning the lottery just might do that! Lol!

 

[BDBoop]

Granted! But you have to stand on your head while drinking a glass of wine, without spilling it!!!!

I wish I could afford to retire!!!

Granted! Winning the lottery gave you a heart attack though. Funeral's Tuesday.

I wish I had my own place.

No.....can't be Tuesday. Got the grand kids tonight until Tues night....how about Wednesday?

And winning the lottery just might do that! Lol!

Wednesday it is, lucky!!!

Okay. I wish I had a dog.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Granted! Winning the lottery gave you a heart attack though. Funeral's Tuesday.

I wish I had my own place.

No.....can't be Tuesday. Got the grand kids tonight until Tues night....how about Wednesday?

And winning the lottery just might do that! Lol!

Wednesday it is, lucky!!!

Okay. I wish I had a dog.

Granted! If you play too much with puppah, he may bite you.

I wish I was a prince.