Trump was a man...

[deannalw]

Trump is a man on the right
Who took on the left for a fight
With fists in the air
They screeched Oh! No fair!
Then their lunacy rose to new heights

There once was a klown kolored Orange...

The end

That's terrible!

Go bite yourself.

Hey -- find me a rhyme for "orange"....

Meanwhile

Rump was a freakin' bandito
With a face colored up like a Cheeto
He whined and cajoled
poorly educated were sold
And now he's US Master beat-o.

Porridge
Storage
They may suck but it's better than nothing

 

[Pogo]

Trump is a man on the right
Who took on the left for a fight
With fists in the air
They screeched Oh! No fair!
Then their lunacy rose to new heights

There once was a klown kolored Orange...

The end

That's terrible!

Go bite yourself.

Hey -- find me a rhyme for "orange"....

Meanwhile

Rump was a freakin' bandito
With a face colored up like a Cheeto
He whined and cajoled
poorly educated were sold
And now he's US Master beat-o.

Porridge
Storage
They may suck but it's better than nothing

Needs an N in there. "Syringe" is all I can think of that even comes close but that's only one, and a limerick needs two.

 

[Pogo]

Welcome to the USMB deannalw, so far, I'm glad you showed up...

I recall a pant suited crone named Hillary
She lied and inspired much shillary
The viginas they loved her
The people denied her
and now I smile and ..... umm, damn it...

.


.

Here's your last line:

"... a word not in my voc-a-BULL-ary".

That'll be $89.95. I take PayPal.

 

[deannalw]

Trump is a man on the right
Who took on the left for a fight
With fists in the air
They screeched Oh! No fair!
Then their lunacy rose to new heights

There once was a klown kolored Orange...

The end

That's terrible!

Go bite yourself.

Hey -- find me a rhyme for "orange"....

Meanwhile

Rump was a freakin' bandito
With a face colored up like a Cheeto
He whined and cajoled
poorly educated were sold
And now he's US Master beat-o.

Porridge
Storage
They may suck but it's better than nothing

Needs an N in there. "Syringe" is all I can think of that even comes close but that's only one, and a limerick needs two.

I looked it up and it said there are no perfect matches.There is 'sporange' which is a botanical term for fern

 

[deannalw]

There once was a klown kolored Orange...

How about fringe or hinge
TThat's enough thing for me. I'm all worn out
The end

That's terrible!

Go bite yourself.

Hey -- find me a rhyme for "orange"....

Meanwhile

Rump was a freakin' bandito
With a face colored up like a Cheeto
He whined and cajoled
poorly educated were sold
And now he's US Master beat-o.

Porridge
Storage
They may suck but it's better than nothing

Needs an N in there. "Syringe" is all I can think of that even comes close but that's only one, and a limerick needs two.

I looked it up and it said there are no perfect matches.There is 'sporange' which is a botanical term for fern

 

[Pogo]

Rump's childish eggshell ego
Tweets nightly like Russian whores' pee-go
But we're shit out of luck
for four years, with him stuck
Like a case of chronic impetigo

 

[Pogo]

There once was a klown kolored Orange...

The end

That's terrible!

Go bite yourself.

Hey -- find me a rhyme for "orange"....

Meanwhile

Rump was a freakin' bandito
With a face colored up like a Cheeto
He whined and cajoled
poorly educated were sold
And now he's US Master beat-o.

Porridge
Storage
They may suck but it's better than nothing

Needs an N in there. "Syringe" is all I can think of that even comes close but that's only one, and a limerick needs two.

I looked it up and it said there are no perfect matches.There is 'sporange' which is a botanical term for fern

OK this will be a challenge....

Rump daily paints himself orange
(presumably with a syringe?)
We know not why or what
One would hope it is not
a communicable sporange


OK now I need a rhyme for "Narcissistic Personality Disorder".....

 

[deannalw]

That's terrible!

Go bite yourself.

Hey -- find me a rhyme for "orange"....

Meanwhile

Rump was a freakin' bandito
With a face colored up like a Cheeto
He whined and cajoled
poorly educated were sold
And now he's US Master beat-o.

Porridge
Storage
They may suck but it's better than nothing

Needs an N in there. "Syringe" is all I can think of that even comes close but that's only one, and a limerick needs two.

I looked it up and it said there are no perfect matches.There is 'sporange' which is a botanical term for fern

OK this will be a challenge....

Rump daily paints himself orange
(presumably with a syringe?)
We know not why or what
One would hope it is not
a communicable sporange


OK now I need a rhyme for "Narcissistic Personality Disorder".....

HAHA!

 

[Pogo]

Hey -- find me a rhyme for "orange"....

Meanwhile

Rump was a freakin' bandito
With a face colored up like a Cheeto
He whined and cajoled
poorly educated were sold
And now he's US Master beat-o.

Porridge
Storage
They may suck but it's better than nothing

Needs an N in there. "Syringe" is all I can think of that even comes close but that's only one, and a limerick needs two.

I looked it up and it said there are no perfect matches.There is 'sporange' which is a botanical term for fern

OK this will be a challenge....

Rump daily paints himself orange
(presumably with a syringe?)
We know not why or what
One would hope it is not
a communicable sporange


OK now I need a rhyme for "Narcissistic Personality Disorder".....

HAHA!

Did it!

True fact: John Lennon once asked George Martin to make one of his songs sound "like an orange".
Not sure which one.