Trump signs executive order putting Chik-fil-A on every military base

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    Not quite what it sounds like. All this does is allow the company access to military bases as they desire to open corporate or franchise outlets. Here at Neliis, there’s a Boston Market, Taco Bell, Burger King, Popeye’s, Arby’s, Del Taco, and Papa John’a Pizza.

    Still, the restaurant hailed Trump’s decision, which would give it access to bases in the continental U.S. and abroad. A spokesman said Chik-fil-A planned to open its restaurants first at major Air Force, Navy, and Army bases, while adding that if there was any left over, it might open a hand-me-down restaurant at one or two of the major Marine Corps bases.

    Just definitely not at 29 Palms,” the spokesman said.

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    Gonna have the fattest troops in the world.
     
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    Yeah, because Chik-fil-a is so much worse than Taco Bell, Burger King, Popeye’s, Arby’s, Del Taco, and Papa John’a Pizza. :290968001256257790-final::21::21::21:
     
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    Is this a spoof article?
     
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    I don't get the popularity of this place. There not as bad as Slim Chickens but that isn't saying much.
     
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    MAGA Baby!

    Hope Moon Bats heads explodes over what they call "hate chicken".
     
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    Someone wrote gullible on your ceiling.
     
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    I wasn't comparing all of those places. I was putting them together.
     
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    They can't even spell the name of the restaurant correctly in the article. :lol:
     
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    Does it really matter? People who are using that crap food as sustenance don't actually need to spell.
     
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