Pence stages one-man parade in honor of Trump!

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    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hours after the Pentagon announced that it would postpone a military parade that Donald J. Trump had requested, Vice-President Mike Pence staged a one-man parade in Trump’s honor.

    Explaining his decision to mount the solitary parade, Pence told reporters, “It is the least I can do to pay tribute to the greatness and majesty of Donald Trump, a true American hero.”

    Pence acknowledged, however, that marching alone “was a neat way to keep the budget down.”

    “Obviously, if money were no object, I would have gone for a little more spectacle,” he said. “Maybe a flyover by Space Force.”

    Marching proudly with his chest thrust forward and breaking out into a near-strut, Pence’s parade route took him down Pennsylvania Avenue, where he waved occasionally to confused-looking passersby.

    “It was weird seeing him walking all by himself,” Carol Foyler, a tourist who witnessed the Pence parade, said. “I waved back because it was just so sad.”

    Pence’s one-man march drew high praise from Trump, who took to Twitter to declare it the largest parade in history.​

    Pence Stages One-Man Parade in Honor of Trump

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    Republican men always claim to be the alpha male while liberal men are betas. Yes they do shit like this.

    I don't know how Pence's wife lays down next to this man at night.

    If my husband did half of the dick riding for his boss the way Pence does, I couldn't respect him.
     
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    ^^ LOL
     
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    LoL - Pence is a pussy all right. I wonder how he even gets up after a long day on his knees.
    Maybe it's because Karen bought him a set of these? :)

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