Trump fascinated by the Israeli cultural tradition of mass slaughtering protesters

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    Sometimes satire is sad :(

    WASHINGTON—After spending the better part of Monday afternoon watching live television coverage of the demonstrations in the hotly contested Gaza Strip, Donald Trump declared himself “absolutely fascinated” by the Israeli cultural tradition of slaughtering protestors.

    “It’s very beautiful, such a beautiful custom,” said Trump of the cherished Israeli pastime of mowing down unarmed Palestinians with rifle fire. “They’ve been doing this for years, but this is the first time I got a chance to watch the whole ritual. It’s really something, very powerful. Other countries use just tear gas, but here, they outright murder people for throwing glass bottles.

    I can really see something like this catching on in the United States.” Trump added he was “particularly moved” by the portion of the festivities that celebrated a 13-year-old Palestinian boy becoming a dead man.​

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    The lame stamp is no good without the obligatory Sunni adoration.

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    No where near as fascinated by mass murder as leftist pieces of shit are, as illustrated by the regimes of Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, The Kim Dynasty, Castro, Mugabee, et al.

    Face it bed wetter, when it comes to savage murderers, you moonbats are a disease unto yourselves.


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    Give Trump the absolute power and see those are moderates in comparison.
     
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    Caught between too stools?
     
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    Hamas supporters gotta do what Hamas supporters gotta do, I guess.
     
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    And Netty Yahoo supporters gotta justify unnecessary murder as an antidote for protesters tossing rocks at tanks, I guess.
     
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    At least you admitted you are an unabashed terrorist supporter.

    I had a petty good inkling when you indicated that Muslims gang raping British children was funny to you.
     
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    KILL THE SHIA. EVERY GODDAMN ONE OF THEM!
     

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