I know this guy who got into a car accident, that was not his fault. He got a brain injury and had to have a computer interface chip, implanted in his brain, so he could walk and talk and stuff. One night he had a dream that he bought a seven thousand dollar sex doll, using the chip in his head. When he woke up he said "I am glad that was only dream, and I didn't actually spend seven thousand dollars on a sex doll.". The next day he noticed a seven thousand dollar charge on his checking account. He called the bank and they said they would look into it. The next day a seven thousand dollar sex doll arrived in the mail.
BTW happy April fools day
BTW happy April fools day
