Top Eight obama Humor.

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.


    America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.


    Q : Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.


    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.


    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America!


    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.


    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
     
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    Those are very funny.
     

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