we had to wait HOURS to eat-----the speeches, the songs, the baby directed \
rituals like HIDING THE AFIKOMEN-----
etc etc etc ad infinitum-------and Elijah did not have the DECENCY to actually show up
lol... Elijah would know better...He's been through it all before. Being "taken up" in a whirlwind isn't exactly all that its cracked up to be.
I heard that he could be a real pain in the ass. If he ever actually showed up and knocked on your door and took his rightful place at the table the cops would have been called. He wouldn't even have to be a prophet to know that.
Last edited: