Time To Declare War On Mexico

[The Sage of Main Street]

Media Says Border Crisis Not An Invasion, It Is Simply A Group Of Military-Aged Males Using Force Against Our Military To Enter And Occupy The Country

U.S. · Mar 21, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — After shocking footage emerged from the border showing waves of migrants mounting an attack on National Guard soldiers to break through the border, media outlets were quick to remind viewers that this was not in any way an invasion.
"We must remember that this is not an invasion," said CNN anchor Jake Tapper. "This is simply a massive group of military-aged males from other countries mounting an assault against our military in order to enter and occupy our country."
"It's a totally different thing."
Independent experts on invasion confirmed that an invasion is not happening in any way, shape, or form, but expressed regret that there wasn't some sort of word to describe what's going on. "Yes, it's true that a massive foreign group has mounted a violent incursion against our armed forces in order to forcibly take up residence within the borders of our country," said one expert cited by CNN. "But that's not an invasion or anything. We should probably come up with a phrase to describe it."
At publishing time, media sources described what happened at the border as an "unplanned welcome of persons of future citizenship."

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A Stampede

 

[Votto]

Place a 100% tariff on any Mexican goods and they will do whatever we say... but Biden has no guts....

Build the damn wall and call it a day, but that would be far too easy, right?

 

[JLW]

Rather Than declaring war all we had to do was pass the border bill and we would have been on our way to solving this problem. But MAGA thought otherwise and deepened the crisis.

 

[Rambunctious]

Rather Than declaring war all we had to do was pass the border bill and we would have been on our way to solving this problem. But MAGA thought otherwise and deepened the crisis.

It wasn't a border bill... it was a war funding and cash for Biden bill... maybe you should read the bill...

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

The same poster who calls Democrats warmongers, now wants to invade Mexico and have tens of millions of refugees. You can‘t make this inanity up.

Even Mexicans Can't Make a Worse Excuse for a Country

Haiti can take in the refugees. At the rate that the island monkeys have been killing one another, it will soon be totally depopulated.

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[Votto]

Santa Anna signed a peace treaty.

Yes, but did they have their pinky crossed with the agreed to a peace?

IF so, it's null and void.

 

[mudwhistle]

Yes, but did they have their pinky crossed with the agreed to a peace?

IF so, it's null and void.

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[Mrkelly]

Build the damn wall and call it a day, but that would be far too easy, right?

Walls don't work

People go under them

Go over them

Or just cut them with a sawzall from home Depot

We have the technology to shut most of it down

Or they could fine any company that hires an illegal 100 grand per hiring

But they won't do that

It would piss off too many donors

Face it

Neither party will ever do anything about it

Other than give it lip service during an election cycle

 

[sparky]

What does that mean to you?

It means they can handle their own problems JLW

are they responsible for ours??????

~S~

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[Manonthestreet]

Walls don't work

People go under them

Go over them

Or just cut them with a sawzall from home Depot

We have the technology to shut most of it down

Or they could fine any company that hires an illegal 100 grand per hiring

But they won't do that

It would piss off too many donors

Face it

Neither party will ever do anything about it

Other than give it lip service during an election cycle

Funny I dont remember hordes escaping East Germany

 

[Mrkelly]

Funny I dont remember hordes escaping East Germany

96 miles might be easier to patrol than 2000 miles

Just a guess

 

[Manonthestreet]

96 miles might be easier to patrol than 2000 miles

Just a guess

It's called cams and drones

 

[Moonglow]

You'll didn't mind when we invaded Mexico and took half their country.

 

[Mrkelly]

It's called cams and drones

Yup

 

[whoisit]

96 miles might be easier to patrol than 2000 miles

Just a guess

Our technology could spot them coming in a 1000 miles away.

 

[el midgetron]