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Start walking around the house with them unbuttoned.
It's the boys I tell Ya.. the boys aren't happy ...
well... maybe later...
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Start walking around the house with them unbuttoned.
Start walking around the house with them unbuttoned.
It's the boys I tell Ya.. the boys aren't happy ...
well... maybe later...
A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
Two points:
A. You call your wife "Doll"?
B. With your new pants, you can pretend that you are in Led Zeppelin.
A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV79m4xDCOI]YouTube - The Bobs "Tight Pants Tango"@ NW Folklife Festival 2010 1/6[/ame]
Start walking around the house with them unbuttoned.
It's the boys I tell Ya.. the boys aren't happy ...
well... maybe later...
Do you think that part of the problem might be a low hanging bag-of-balls?
If you've got a lot of sway, you might consider a scrotal tightening.
A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
LMAO I love you Lumpy! That is hysterical, and I needed to laugh!
A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
LMAO I love you Lumpy! That is hysterical, and I needed to laugh!
No problem .. sweet thang.. my pain is your pleasure... and laughs it seems.
just kidding .. they have loosened up some.. enjoy...
LMAO I love you Lumpy! That is hysterical, and I needed to laugh!
No problem .. sweet thang.. my pain is your pleasure... and laughs it seems.
just kidding .. they have loosened up some.. enjoy...
Squats will help too.
Please, please don't.
Men shouldn't wear tight pants unless they're cowboys, and they should certainly never adjust themselves.
A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
And what's wrong with a husband calling his wife 'doll'? Hmmmm?A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
Two points:
A. You call your wife "Doll"?
B. With your new pants, you can pretend that you are in Led Zeppelin.