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    Post your stories here:
    That moment you realized you chose the wrong motel
    was when your head hit the pillow & you heard a womans voice through the wall ask her boyfiend or husband "why were you flirting with the bartender?"
    *because 5 or more hours of yelling and arguing that followed through the walls can't be tuned out by the air unit cranked up high.

    That moment you realized you chose the wrong motel
    was when you realized why the motel check in clerk asked you if you had a dog. *Because hours of barking is not what you signed up for-& why ask people if you aren't gonna enforce it???

    That moment you realized you chose the wrong motel
    was when you found the bathroom window open and no dry towels.

    That moment you realized you chose the wrong motel
    was when you tried to avoid the bathroom, because that's where the bug infestation colony was mostly restricted to.

    For my brother:
    That moment he realized our family chose the wrong motel
    was when we were all given seperate floor rooms and he got the one with the smoke alarm going off non stop all night. *L*
     
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    When they told me they didn't have hourly rates
     
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    When there was a negro behind the front desk. :mad:
     
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    /----/ When you're bone tired from work and driving all day in a strange city and you pull into the day rate motel right next to the normal motel by accident and when you realize the mistake the front desk won't refund your money and you end up sleeping in your clothes because you're afraid of what's in the sheets and head back to the office afraid to submit the receipt on your expense report because it's stamped DAY RATES VIBRATOR BED and ADULT VIDEOS across the top so you end up eating the cost of the room. You mean that moment?
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    That moment you realized you chose the wrong motel:
    The room has a turned down used bed without it's bed spread, a half drinken soda and earing by the TV, obviously someone sneeking back in the room after they checked out. So they change your room and you spent all that money only to take a 3 hour nap and get the hell out of there to some drama with yapping about their jobs employees. At check out, making them swear they don't attribute the other original room and it's missing comforter on your card.
     
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    I've avoided a single lane off road motel called Bates Motel, but I'm sure if I did stop there, it would be listed here.
     
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    /----/ That moment you realized you chose the wrong motel: When around 2 am and the door opens. A stranger comes in, throws his suitcase on the other twin bed and says, they are booked solid so we're sharing a room. I threw on my pants and made a bee line to the empty front desk and banged on the bell till someone came out. He said it was the motels policy to double up and no one has ever complained in all the years they've been open. I went back to my room to get my luggage and the other guy had put the latch on the inside so I couldn't get in. I threatened to call the police and finally the manager came up and told him to open the door. I grabbed my stuff and slept out in the car until daybreak. They still put the room charge on my CC and I fought it for 6 months but Visa wouldn't remove the charge.
     
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    The moment you realize you chose the wrong motel:
    Why didn't I see the school bus in the parking lot?
    A junior high hockey team staying and my room was next to the "arcade" by the stairwell.
     
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    The moment you realize you chose the wrong motel:
    When my Father had the wrong floor and his card opened the wrong room's door.
    Boy was that guy who's room it was p'o'd who walked in to see someone there.
    Sure he would list that here if he was a poster. *L*
     
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    When I realized that the shelf and towel rack in the bathroom had radically different ideas about what constitutes level.


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