This week in Trump World

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    TW is a hodgepodge of Trump quotes, tweets, cabinet advice, and Trump news friends, on topics and ideas not fake at all.

    Shawn Spicer will try to clarity any news in TW which conflicts with reality or seems virtually impossible.
    Global warming is not only a hoax but is being caused by the last administration.
    Donald Jr has zero contact with his father except when they talk on the phone which isn't really contact per DJT.
    Donald does his best thinking while golfing a Mar-a-Lago, Trump advisers claim the universe is in better alignment there.
    Trump believes what he believes because he believes what he believes, does that help?
    VP Pence is in the deep South compassionately explaining healthcare as government overreach to patients dying of needed care.
    Pres Trump is saving all his tweets on a private server so he can sell them and make money for Sasquatch victims.
    Pizzagate was almost as bad as Watergate except there were no burglars, no gate, but they did have pizza.
    Pres Trump doesn't drink because he wants to maintain complete mental control when tweeting.
    Pres Trump informed Jeff Sessions there was no need for cross burning on the White House lawn.
    Scott Pruitt thinks there is no need for environmental regulations since Armageddon is right around the corner.
    Trump finds proof of wire tapping, a loose wire was found under rug in WH.
    Three million illegal Hillary voters were found in caves near Roswell and are now running back to Mexico.
    Digital cameras were rigged by the Obama administration so that only part of Trump's inaugural crowd was shown.

    Stay tuned for more important and not fake or made up news from Trump and the associated news agencies that verify the truth of Trump World.

    TW best Tweets of Week:

    Healthcare under Trumpcare will be the bestest and most likest in history and cheapest too!
    Did you see the crowds at Mar-a-Lago jealous huh!
    Shot a 69 at Mar-a-logo people laughed did they think I was lying!
    Snow storm coming bad bad Dem's fault told you Global warming was made up!
    Proof? Kellyann sees microwaves messages almost daily, they're real!
    I have the best sources the best news the best friends the best hotels!
    Don't I look so good saluting! Real soldier like!
    Obamacare is imploding, all these people getting healthcare, un-American!
    Media is rude I'm not they sure suck!
    I get my best news from the best National Inquirer no fake news read it the best!
    You see me on Fox and Friends, they are the bestest bet they read the Nat Inquirer too!

    Sources, advisers, and publicists for Trump World information: Breitbart, National Inquirer, Townhall, Red State, AlexJones, Newsmax, Fox, OAN, Rush, and especially Friends at Fox.

    Upcoming in TW: DJT finds WMDs, Gov Christie helps DJT with diet advice, DJT and Sarah Palin practice shooting at a gun range proving mentally challenged people are OK with guns.
     
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    Snouter Can You Smell Me

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    Go back to your therapist and demand a refund! :p
     
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    <MOVE TO POLITICAL SATIRE>
     
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    Trump's entire Presidency is political satire.
     
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    Rachael Maddow the foxy Lesbian on tv disclosed Trump's Federal tax return for 2005. It shows $150 million income and $31 million tax for an effective rate of 21% -- resulting from the "alt min tax" signed into law by Jimmy Carter back in 1979.

    The idea behind the alt min tax is that rich people should pay some minimum tax at 20%.

    This still beats Mitt Romney's 14% tax rate on $20 million of income.

    It's no wonder Trump wants to get rid of the alt min tax.
     
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    The Twitterverse is waking up to a major hack today.
    [​IMG] <--White man dancing

    A strange tweet beginning with a swastika and containing hashtags saying “Nazi Germany” and “Nazi Holland” made the rounds early Wednesday morning.

    The tweet was sent thousands of times from numerous high-profile accounts of brands, businesses, and public figures, including Worcester State University and Polar Seltzer.

    In a 5:36 a.m. e-mail to the Globe, a Twitter spokesman said a third-party application was to blame for the hack.
     
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    LOL You can't make this stuff up.

    "We were concerned that, given his “straightforward” or "outsider" presentation and charisma, he would appeal to people who were unaware of the dangers of his obvious narcissistic personality type, and the offensive behaviors that can accompany it. These behaviors include but are not limited to condescension, gross exaggeration (lying), bullying, jealousy, fragile self-esteem, lack of compassion, and viewing the world as Us-vs.-Them. Having observed the schoolyard-bully tactics Trump employed during public debates, as well as his boasting presentation during interviews, we felt it was important to raise awareness about his behaviors. So in January 2016, we posted Bullies: An Exploration Into Different Types of Bullies." The Elephant in the Room

    "Trump praised Jones for having an “amazing” reputation when he appeared on his show, and reportedly told him he was “one of the greatest influences I’ve ever seen” in a personal telephone conversation. According to Jones, he and Trump have kept in contact for months via phone conversations."
    The Alex Jones influence: Trump’s “deep state” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser
     
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    TW Updates:

    Sean Spicer has clarified wiretap fiasco, tells CNN auto correct and the British were the cause.
    White House press briefings are so entertaining they now draw more viewers than 'The Bold and the Beautiful''.
    Donald J. Trump has only spent 22% of his time as president golfing and sunning at Mar-a-lago.
    Latest unconstitutional ban on immigrants signed by Pres Trump ruled unconstitutional by federal judge. Strike two.
    VP pence says his private use of email was different than Hillary's use, his was more private and more better too.
    DJT is clear the Jewish bomb threats are once again the work of the last administration to make his voters look bad.
    Reduced taxes for the wealthiest Americans is a great great Healthcare plan per DJT.
    Kellyanne is first in line for ethics training in the Trump administration, most of the admin to follow.
    DJT welcomes Julia Hahn the female Bannon and Breitbart anti immigration scholar.
    Steve Bannon claims less government depth works best, he points to Hoover's presidency as proof that lack of depth works.
    The Wall will only cost 21 billion, that along with tax relief for the wealthiest, aka healthcare, will bring down the deficit per DJT.
    DJT financial stake in the Dakota pipeline had nothing to do with his Oking the work. Koch brothers agree.
    Trump portrait on sale now, "no challenge is to great" it reads, but this one was paid for by sign waving Trump voters.
    'Trumpcare, the Republican pay more for less care act' is moving along and may actually beat the Wall in completion.
    White House curtains now gold, Pres Trump says great great great color. One great thing accomplished.
    Press relationship improving, Bannon told the press to "keep its mouth shut' and Kellyanne Conway "ripped a new one".
    America first budget will include no funds for Art or public radio to support DJT pledge to make America great great great.
    Trump promised never to lie to his people, his people, others are open to lies and other misinformation.


    We sincerely hope these updates clarify any misunderstanding caused by fake news sources. Pres Trump favorite news source is found at your food store check-out. No fake news in the National Inquirer. Read it and make sure you all see DJT on Fox and Friends discussing classified intelligence information again this week.

    DJT quote of the week: My voters is good solid cornpone kinda folk, they ain't too racist and most don't even know what misogynist means, that's a joke folks, just a joke. Great I say make America great and win win we're gonna win....
     
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    Another week in Trump World, so much fun, so little sense.

    Sean Spicer thinks they have finally solved the wire tapping but he wants to discuss with Rep Nunes first.
    Rep Nunes was informed by Peter Severa that there was no Russian hacking or election spamming.
    Our saber rattling is different than the democratic saber rattling per Sean Spicer.
    When DJT tweeted if a president could be impeached for incompetence he didn't mean himself just to be clear.
    Pres Trump asked China's leader if China made up global warming but since the answer was in Chinese we can't confirm.
    Pres Trump takes credit for the beautiful Spring weather and blames Obama for the recent tornadoes.
    Pres Trumps claims sixty million dollars for my golfing at Mar-a-Lago is fine didn't I win this entitlement.
    Trump claims being president should benefit his family and hotels as he does so much for some Americans.
    Jared Kushner will bring fresh eyes to every issue after all he knows little about any of the issues.
    Ivanka says, 'Father knows Best' was her favorite show growing up.
    Doesn't Pence look all VP like standing admiringly, gloating slightly as Trump signs EAs.
    Trump agrees with NRA and their claim the mentally ill need guns to protect themselves from people mentally ill.
    Clarification, Trump tweets nothing is fake if he says it and what he calls fake is fake.
    Sean Hannity has argued 'mendacity' is a positive in media coverage, it helps his understanding of the issues.
    Use of exclamation points confirms the importance of tweets per Pres Trump.
    Comedy shows may switch to tragedy so comedy can make a come back after the Trump comedy passes.
    Trump thinks Manaford's money laundering was a good idea, clean money is nicer per Donald.
     
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