They shall take up serpents; ....., it shall not hurt them Mark 16:18

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    What could be happened to a political correct liberal after he pick up a serpent with his hand?Right, snake will bit him on his atheistic ass and unlucky liberal will die shortly thereafter. But True Christians suffer nothing because God protect them. The typical liberal explanation of this wonder is that Christians are "hateful", "crazy", "right-wing", "bigots", no one of lefts can explain this Great Wonder without insults or bashing of the True Christians.

    What do you mind about; are the True Christians really "dumb" "morons"?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvFCI2bsajM&feature=related]See To Believe: Snake Worship - YouTube[/ame]
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWP8x50QhXc&feature=related]Orthodox Miracle - Snakes in the church - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Good point.

    True christians are immune to snake venom.

    My advice, go buy a Spitting Cobra, and put in right in your face Baron, then shake it around as violently as you can.
     
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    Better I put this Cobra in a Liberal Ass.
     
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    Well if you don't take the 10 commandments seriously (which obviously you don't) then yes that would be the appropriate action for a lunatic.



    However, if you don't doubt God and Jesus you should do as I said to prove your faith to them.
     
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    No, I do not want to bother liberal asses, they like to be bite by cobras.
     
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    Good call, so all you have to do is buy the spitting cobra and rattle it around in front of your face, if you don't, you're denying God.
     
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    So, you're one of those crazy snake charming cultists? Unfortunately, you fail to realize that Christians, like every other human being on this planet, die as well.
     
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    You can't explain why Christians don't die after being bite by cobras, right?
     
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    what about non christians that don't die?
     
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    Jesus told Satan when he told Him to jump, as angels would be sent to catch Him, that we should not test God.
     

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