The only thing worse than shopping at Xmas season is wrapping. The only thing worse than either is getting to the end of the wrapping and realizing you remembered all of the ten kiddos you had to shop for last year plus the 2 born this year but completely forgot your five newest nephews from your sibling's recent remarriage. And even worse, you can't remember all of their names or how old they are, let alone have a clue what they're into or any desire to trudge back out to the store.
I should never, ever do this stuff sober.
I should never, ever do this stuff sober.