There is no greater torture for a man than to...

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    ...go shopping.
    AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! :booze:

    Thanks to my ol' buddy Trajan I bought my wifes main gift online.
    But I wanted to pick up smaller items today.
    G O D...I hate shopping. During the whole process you can't help but have a near panic feeling of just running to the nearest exit.

    I have always thought that stores have lost an opportunity.
    If I ran a store in a mall I would have "Official man shopping day!" Have armloads of women all over the store to help us out.
    I guarantee you would have a tremendous success that day.
     
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    :lol: Just like a man!! It's called "Dred of Shopping Syndrome." Enjoy your drink and I hope your lady loves her gifts.
     
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    I hate shopping for the sake of shopping. The only thing that makes shopping tolerable is coffee breaks.
     
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    Not a man here, but I have to agree with you. I hate shopping too...especially this time of the year.
    Online shopping rawks!!
     
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    Then I must not be a man, let me check.....
    (Are those boobs I'm feeling?!) :eek: :eusa_drool:
     
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    Put the blow-up doll down and step away from the computer!
     
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    Oh yeah...Echo...if you happen to see this thread...I am hiring you next year.
    You don't live that far away.
     
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    I absolutely hate shopping!!
     
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    Hiring? For whut? :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Also...I rediscovered the 2nd worst thing for a man.
    Gift wrapping.
    Don't they make scissors and tape dispensers for larger hands?
    Or maybe some kind of self-wrapping paper...magically folds in neatly?
     

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