The ventriloquist and the blonde

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

    He goes through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating Blonde jokes!!!

    "What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community and reaching my full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against Blondes... all in the name of humour!!"

    Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde pipes up...

    "You stay out of this, I'm talking to that little son-of-a-bitch sitting on your knee."
     
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    Interviewer - Tell me Miss Monroe, how do you feel about having to live in a man's world?

    Marilyn Monroe - Oh I don't mind one bit...so long as I can live in it as a woman.
     

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