Zone1 The Rapture

[1srelluc]

That's pretty much cornering the market, right?

We can always invade them and take them away.....A lightly used "virgin" is better than nothing.

 

[Blaster]

They won’t get beamed up unless they remove their clothes
When you see people running around naked, you can tell who is going to heaven.

Nudists?

 

[Crepitus]

This will happen in the blink of an eye.

The Great Disappearance

Though we talk about the Rapture, we don't often know much about it. How will it affect us? How should it motivate us in the life in which we live today? Will it happen before or after the Tribulation? In The Great Disappearance, Dr. David Jeremiah presents fascinating glimpses of hope and...

www.davidjeremiah.org

Didn't that already happen? Like 2012?

I remember seeing something about it, turned out it was like 4 guys who were "worthy" or something like that?

 

[Crepitus]

They won’t get beamed up unless they remove their clothes
When you see people running around naked, you can tell who is going to heaven.

 

[otto105]

Clothes are a product of man
You cant take your possessions to heaven

God expects you the way he made you

So when Rapture is declared, you better strip naked and prepare to meet God

Adam and Eve stuff dude.

Hey move that roach clip…

 

[Arlette]

See the terminator movies….

I will. I read somewhere that heaven wouldn't take Jerry Falwell naked. They had to put him into a tent sized polyester suit.

 

[White 6]

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[otto105]

This thread is a regular hot dog cart convention.

They have those?

Where is the next one? I need a Chicago style dog now!

 

[otto105]

I will. I read somewhere that heaven wouldn't take Jerry Falwell naked. They had to put him into a tent sized polyester suit.

Jerry didn’t make to cut.

He went down with jimmy swaggert.

 

[Arlette]

Jerry didn’t make to cut.

He went down with jimmy swaggert.

Yeah. Wonder why

 

[Blaster]

What Is the Rapture? See What the Bible Says.

Not all agree on every detail of the rapture. But some things are certain.

billygraham.org

 

[rampart]

Nudists?

like adam and eve.

 

[Blaster]

like adam and eve.

That train has already left the station.

 

[otto105]

What Is the Rapture? See What the Bible Says.

Not all agree on every detail of the rapture. But some things are certain.

billygraham.org

Sooooo, a modified space ship of moromism…

 

[luiza]

A world without Christians .
Just idly rapturing about a heavenly future .
Rapturing not rupturing .
Working for a cleaner and healthier life .

Oscar Wildthing 1897 .

 

[odanny]

Nobody is allowed to wear clothes in heaven

When Rapture comes, you can run around naked and have sex with anyone you want

False.

A temple garment, also referred to as garments, the garment of the holy priesthood, or Mormon underwear, is a type of underwear worn by adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement after they have taken part in the endowment ceremony.

 

[rightwinger]

False.

A temple garment, also referred to as garments, the garment of the holy priesthood, or Mormon underwear, is a type of underwear worn by adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement after they have taken part in the endowment ceremony.

Silly Boy…

Mormons and their goofy underwear are not going to heaven

 

[rightwinger]

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[otto105]

False.

A temple garment, also referred to as garments, the garment of the holy priesthood, or Mormon underwear, is a type of underwear worn by adherents of the Latter Day Saint movement after they have taken part in the endowment ceremony.

So, birthday skin.

 

[strollingbones]

the rapture is not in the bible....

john darby