The Parrot !

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    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a

    large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.00.



    "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.



    The owner said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used

    to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes says some pretty

    vulgar stuff."



    The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird

    anyway.



    She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and

    waited for it to say something.



    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said;



    "New house, new madam."



    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then thought,



    "That's not so bad."



    When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw

    them and said;



    "New house, new madam, new hookers."



    The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh

    about the situation.



    Moments later, the woman's husband, Wayne, came home from work.



    The bird looked at him and said; "Hi Wayne."
     
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