New Classes for Men !!!!!

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    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ​


    ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!

    Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration.

    1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. Step by step with slide presentation.

    2. TOILET PAPER: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable
    discussion.

    3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR.
    Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.

    4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND
    FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among panel of experts.


    5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
    Help line and support groups.

    6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
    Open forum.

    7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
    HEALTH.
    PowerPoint presentation.

    8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
    Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.

    9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
    PARKS?
    Driving simulation.

    10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE.
    Online class and role playing.

    11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

    12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

    13. GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE
    TIME.
    Individual counselors available.
     
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    How about the women's courses.

    1. THERE'S AN ICE MACHINE IN THE FREEZER and other cutting edge technology that makes my life easier.

    2. PUTTING THE EXTRA TOILIET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM INSTEAD OF THE HALL CLOSET and other ways to keep him from having to run across the house naked. Hey, he might change the roll if it's already there.

    3. PUTTING THE LAUDRY BASKET *IN* THE BEDROOM INSTEAD OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM. Also known as course 2b.

    4. MY BOSS, MY CAR, THE WOMAN ACCUSING ME OF SEXUAL HARRASSMENT FOR COMMENTING ON HER NEW HAIRCUT, and other things that make it hard to think about things like dishes.

    5. IF IT TAKES BATTERIES, IT'S PROBABLY MINE, and other childish, yet true statements.

    6. HOW NOT TO MOVE MY THINGS, and other practices that make finding them easier.

    7. FINANCIAL WATCH: FLOWERS ARE EXPENSIVE AND LAST ABOUT A WEEK AT MOST.

    8. REAL MEN DON'T GET LOST, they just get turned around a bit.

    9. IS IT CONSIDERED SANE TO SIT THERE QUIETLY WHILE SHE WRECKS THE NEW PAINT JOB? A new perspective on back seat driving.

    10. HOW NOT TO ACT LIKE MY MOTHER.

    11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Find out how to know what you want before you get there.

    12. YEAR END, QUARTER REPORTS, THE BOSS'S BIRTHDAY, and thousands of other dates I have to remember that don't involve you.

    13. YOU MIGHT BE WRONG: A NEW PERSPECTIVE.
     
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    Bravo Hobbit!!!
     

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