The new truck

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    I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new
    Silverado 1500 pickup.


    Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new
    "feel" before they become extinct.

    The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "CHANGE" lapel pin) sat in the
    passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.


    The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed
    warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in
    the summer heat.

    Feeling a little frisky and messing with him, I mentioned that this must be
    a Republican truck.

    Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
    I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up
    your ass year-round.

    I had to walk back to the dealership... the guy had no sense of humor.
     
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    Pretty funny retort, bro
     
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    Toyota
     
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    2004 Dodge Ram 1500 with 120,000 miles so far and it runs like a Swiss watch!.

    OP repped anyway!
     
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    electric seats when they get warm make me want to piss.....
     

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