The Husband Store

[Abbey Normal]

most of the men in san francisco.....

I rest my case.

 

[manu1959]

I can only imagine how 6 floors of Wives would be described...

bloomingdales?

 

[Nienna]

That'll be $15 for my 'consult fee'.

No problem! Come by and collect it any time!

 

[manu1959]

No problem! Come by and collect it any time!

cue cheezy porn music

 

[Abbey Normal]

No problem! Come by and collect it any time!

Watch out, Mom, D might suggest PayPal.

 

[dmp]

No problem! Come by and collect it any time!

whoa....you have a VERY liberal/secure husband...

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!



'burnt-chicka-bow-wow'

"oh! I've spilled this oil all over myself..."

 

[Nienna]

Watch out, Mom, D might suggest PayPal.

SHHHHHHH!

 

[GotZoom]

Party at Mom's!!!

ROAD TRIP!!!

 

[dmp]

SHHHHHHH!

woot! Mom actually WANTS me to show up, and "collect". Nice...this is a weird feeling for me. A woman who 'wants' my company?

 

[dmp]

About 2500 miles to Cleveland for me...Compared to ~730 miles for you, GZ.

If I left now...I could be there by Sunday.

 

[GotZoom]

About 2500 miles to Cleveland for me...Compared to ~730 miles for you, GZ.

If I left now...I could be there by Sunday.

I could be there in less than 9 hours.

 

[USViking]

Didn't you forget about a floor with a sign saying:

"These men have seven inches."

 

[manu1959]

Didn't you forget about a floor with a sign saying:

"These men have seven inches."

i ain't folding it in half

 

[USViking]

i ain't folding it in half

A classic comeback.

And I thought I was being really clever.

 

[manu1959]

A classic comeback.

And I thought I was being really clever.

you were...brilliant straight man set up....

 

[Shattered]

i ain't folding it in half

OMG!!!! LMFAO!!! (chokes on dinner) Definitely rep worthy.

 

[KarlMarx]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

<b>"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.</b>

I once found the perfect woman, she didn't talk much, didn't spend much money, and had sex with me whenever I wanted.... until one day, I accidentally poked a hole in her side and all the air came out.....

 

[Annie]

I once found the perfect woman, she didn't talk much, didn't spend much money, and had sex with me whenever I wanted.... until one day, I accidentally poked a hole in her side and all the air came out.....

Now THAT'S cynical!

 

[Shattered]

I once found the perfect woman, she didn't talk much, didn't spend much money, and had sex with me whenever I wanted.... until one day, I accidentally poked a hole in her side and all the air came out.....

No more for you.

 

[manu1959]

I once found the perfect woman, she didn't talk much, didn't spend much money, and had sex with me whenever I wanted.... until one day, I accidentally poked a hole in her side and all the air came out.....

the hole is between her legs dude...but you know that now huh