Abbey Normal
Senior Member
manu1959 said:most of the men in san francisco.....
I rest my case.
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manu1959 said:most of the men in san francisco.....
Abbey Normal said:I can only imagine how 6 floors of Wives would be described...
No problem! Come by and collect it any time!dmp said:That'll be $15 for my 'consult fee'.
mom4 said:No problem! Come by and collect it any time!
mom4 said:No problem! Come by and collect it any time!
SHHHHHHH!Abbey Normal said:Watch out, Mom, D might suggest PayPal.
mom4 said:SHHHHHHH!
dmp said:About 2500 miles to Cleveland for me...Compared to ~730 miles for you, GZ.
If I left now...I could be there by Sunday.
USViking said:Didn't you forget about a floor with a sign saying:
"These men have seven inches."
manu1959 said:i ain't folding it in half
USViking said:
A classic comeback.
And I thought I was being really clever.
manu1959 said:i ain't folding it in half
Shattered said:A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
<b>"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.</b>
Now THAT'S cynical!KarlMarx said:I once found the perfect woman, she didn't talk much, didn't spend much money, and had sex with me whenever I wanted.... until one day, I accidentally poked a hole in her side and all the air came out.....
KarlMarx said:I once found the perfect woman, she didn't talk much, didn't spend much money, and had sex with me whenever I wanted.... until one day, I accidentally poked a hole in her side and all the air came out.....
KarlMarx said:I once found the perfect woman, she didn't talk much, didn't spend much money, and had sex with me whenever I wanted.... until one day, I accidentally poked a hole in her side and all the air came out.....