The "Handy Man" and his Sidekick with a Mullet

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  1. random3434
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    Are here right now fixing:


    My hot water heater (again)

    My broken garbage disposal

    My leaky faucet

    My daughter's room without electricity.



    He will be a RICH man when he leaves. :(
     
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    I just heard him say to her:


    "With the right postion it goes right in!"

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:




    What the HELL are they doing out there anyway? :eusa_shhh::eusa_hand:
     
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    You could offer to offset the cost..... Hell, he could leave owing you money. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Can't you pay him with, well, you know, 'trade'?
     
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    Buy yourself some damned tools! Jeez! Any man who can fix simple problems around the house should give up and start wearing a skirt.
     
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    Thanks for the advice Ernie. I see you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, though I suspect you may be a tool!
     
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    She should also grow a penis, testicles, and a big pendulous scrotum.
     
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    Two things:

    A. I think you meant *can't*.

    B. EZ is not a man.
     
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    OOOOPS sorry He's a she? I am truly sorry EZ. I guess you wear a skirt already. How about you find yourself a man with tools?
    My daughter (28) and I were discussing what makes a perfect mate. She said a man should come with a full set of tools, should know where his closest roll of duct tape is, and would score extra points for owning a torque wrench and being able to explain why he needs one.

    Yes Sheldon I did mean "can't".
     
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    When I read the title, I assumed you were talking about Bootneck and Colin. Why would I do that? :eusa_whistle:
     

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