Frank Zappa said it best

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    You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
     
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    There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved
     
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    Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"

    FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
     

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