The Economy Is So Bad...

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    1. The economy is so bad... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    2. The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    3. The economy is so bad... That CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    4. The economy is so bad... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    5. The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    6. The economy is so bad... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    7. The economy is so bad... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    8. The economy is so bad... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    9. The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    10. The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    11. The economy is so bad... The Mafia is laying off judges.

    12. The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    And finally... Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
     
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    Fucked up... I meant to put this in humor... please move if needed.
     
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    Why move it? People that like to read in this forum certainly need some exposure to levity.
     
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    ...Obama must ask that all his appointees and staff pay their back taxes in full....the government has gone broke and is about to run out of ink and paper.

    on edit:

    The above likely qualifies this thread to stay in the serious discussion forum.
     
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    ....next year's 1040 will read:

    A. How much cash you got?
    B. Can we send a government truck to pick it up?
    C. Can you pay and tip the driver, please?

    Next year's money will be purple.

    Thank you,
    Your government and its trust fund

    PS
    To mail these forms cost you only $427,853,678.00


    +tax
     
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    ... next years 1040 will read:

    "just give us all your money, and a pint of your blood... we OWN you now."
     
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    That is good :lol:
     
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    Humor to some.
    Reality to others.
    Had I not set my escape plan in 2004, my tent would be in this photo...........sans duh flag
     

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    Pretty funny...
     
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    Obama's latest idea to pay of the national debt is an excellent one. He's gonna host a telethon.
     

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