No two Christians interpret the bible the same way why can't I interpret it differently than you? There are monks in the Greek Mountains as we speak spending their entire lives debating the meanings of the bible. You, a white man from America, have swallowed the white man's interpretation of what was written in the original bibles, which was actually written hundreds of years after the so called resurrection. My mind isn't in the gutter. It says two women grinding (scissor me timber) and one will go to heaven because they believe in the lord jesus christ as their savior and the other one will be damned to hell for all eternity because they don't believe.