The attack by Hamas is misunderstood

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Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back

GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.

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Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back
WORLD·Oct 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.
"We believe our intentions have been misunderstood," said Hamas spokesman Zadiq Mohammed Al-Durkadurka. "We didn't want to start the kind of war where the other side can retaliate and start shooting back. We want the kind where we do the killing. Only us, please. We are sorry for the confusion. Death to Israel, thank you."
Following the deadly terrorist attacks on Israeli civilians that left more than 1,400 people dead. Israel vowed swift and fierce retaliation against Hamas. The counterattacks reportedly caught the terrorists off-guard, as they were expecting a war in which they had free reign without any chance of Israel doing anything about it whatsoever. "You should've seen the looks on their faces when we rolled in with our tanks," said one Israeli soldier. "It was almost as if they were under the impression they could viciously murder thousands of innocent people without any repercussions. We're just going to do a normal war, though. So, yeah."
Hamas continued to cry foul as Israel continued its retaliatory onslaught. "Our allies in the U.S. will hear about this!" shouted Al-Durkadurka. "Someone get the Squad on the phone immediately!"
At publishing time, Hamas leaders were last heard asking if they were allowed to call a timeout to regroup.

 

[Hossfly]

Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back

GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.

babylonbee.com

Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back
WORLD·Oct 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.
"We believe our intentions have been misunderstood," said Hamas spokesman Zadiq Mohammed Al-Durkadurka. "We didn't want to start the kind of war where the other side can retaliate and start shooting back. We want the kind where we do the killing. Only us, please. We are sorry for the confusion. Death to Israel, thank you."
Following the deadly terrorist attacks on Israeli civilians that left more than 1,400 people dead. Israel vowed swift and fierce retaliation against Hamas. The counterattacks reportedly caught the terrorists off-guard, as they were expecting a war in which they had free reign without any chance of Israel doing anything about it whatsoever. "You should've seen the looks on their faces when we rolled in with our tanks," said one Israeli soldier. "It was almost as if they were under the impression they could viciously murder thousands of innocent people without any repercussions. We're just going to do a normal war, though. So, yeah."
Hamas continued to cry foul as Israel continued its retaliatory onslaught. "Our allies in the U.S. will hear about this!" shouted Al-Durkadurka. "Someone get the Squad on the phone immediately!"
At publishing time, Hamas leaders were last heard asking if they were allowed to call a timeout to regroup.

Might be satire but that's typical towel head logic.

 

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Might be satire but that's typical towel head logic.

Imagine being so butt ugly that you have to wear a towel around your head all day just to be able to coexist with other human beings.

It's almost as if they think they are criminals or something.

Except the one guy.

Maybe he stumbled in the wrong room or something.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Sounds like Cosbys Custer routine. They might owe him

 

[Pastelli]

Hamas' cruel (or Palestinian-Islamic-Jihad, or Hezbollah) use of its civilians and hospitals is more powerful than IDF weapons. It's called the DeadBabyStrategy. Too bad, MSM falls for it time and time again.

 

[FranklinRoosevelt_FTW]

On February 25, 1994, Goldstein, a resident of the illegal Israeli settlement of Kiryat Arba near Hebron, entered a room in the Cave of the Patriarchs that was serving as a mosque. Dressed in Israeli military uniform, he opened fire on the 800 Palestinian Muslim worshippers praying during the month of Ramadan, killing 29 and wounding 125 worshippers, until he was beaten to death by survivors

 

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Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back

GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.

babylonbee.com

Whatever They Want And No One Fights Back
WORLD·Oct 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.
"We believe our intentions have been misunderstood," said Hamas spokesman Zadiq Mohammed Al-Durkadurka. "We didn't want to start the kind of war where the other side can retaliate and start shooting back. We want the kind where we do the killing. Only us, please. We are sorry for the confusion. Death to Israel, thank you."
Following the deadly terrorist attacks on Israeli civilians that left more than 1,400 people dead. Israel vowed swift and fierce retaliation against Hamas. The counterattacks reportedly caught the terrorists off-guard, as they were expecting a war in which they had free reign without any chance of Israel doing anything about it whatsoever. "You should've seen the looks on their faces when we rolled in with our tanks," said one Israeli soldier. "It was almost as if they were under the impression they could viciously murder thousands of innocent people without any repercussions. We're just going to do a normal war, though. So, yeah."
Hamas continued to cry foul as Israel continued its retaliatory onslaught. "Our allies in the U.S. will hear about this!" shouted Al-Durkadurka. "Someone get the Squad on the phone immediately!"
At publishing time, Hamas leaders were last heard asking if they were allowed to call a timeout to regroup.

This is fact based satire as this is Islamist modus operandi for the last 50 years.