The ads are disgusting. WTF USMB?

Nudity is soooo over-rated (unless she's either my wife or she's young and beautiful!)

My first experience with mass nudity was on nude beaches when I back-packed through Europe after college. I had an idealized version of nude beaches - basically, nothing but hot, young women leaping off the pages of Playboy or Victoria's Secret. Boy, was I wrong. Mostly, it was overweight, middle-aged people, with the occasional attractive topless woman.

My worst experience was in Croatia, when I rounded a corner behind a big rock to find a fat, middle-aged, sunburned man wearing nothing but a hat and sunglasses, lying on his side, and his legs wide open. He looked like a ridiculous, fat lobster.
That's the problem. People want porn and clothing optional beaches don't look like their hustler magazine. Nudity should be public but porn should be kept private.
Shouldn't you be complaining to Toro that he needs evaluation or do you just reserve that for women?
 
Nudity is soooo over-rated (unless she's either my wife or she's young and beautiful!)

My first experience with mass nudity was on nude beaches when I back-packed through Europe after college. I had an idealized version of nude beaches - basically, nothing but hot, young women leaping off the pages of Playboy or Victoria's Secret. Boy, was I wrong. Mostly, it was overweight, middle-aged people, with the occasional attractive topless woman.

My worst experience was in Croatia, when I rounded a corner behind a big rock to find a fat, middle-aged, sunburned man wearing nothing but a hat and sunglasses, lying on his side, and his legs wide open. He looked like a ridiculous, fat lobster.

Brazil dude. Brazil.
Brazil is a mecca of skyclad freedom. Catholic nations tend to be that way. America is vexed by its Protestant Puritanical heritage. The sooner we abandon those roots the better.
 
Nudity is soooo over-rated (unless she's either my wife or she's young and beautiful!)

My first experience with mass nudity was on nude beaches when I back-packed through Europe after college. I had an idealized version of nude beaches - basically, nothing but hot, young women leaping off the pages of Playboy or Victoria's Secret. Boy, was I wrong. Mostly, it was overweight, middle-aged people, with the occasional attractive topless woman.

My worst experience was in Croatia, when I rounded a corner behind a big rock to find a fat, middle-aged, sunburned man wearing nothing but a hat and sunglasses, lying on his side, and his legs wide open. He looked like a ridiculous, fat lobster.
That's the problem. People want porn and clothing optional beaches don't look like their hustler magazine. Nudity should be public but porn should be kept private.
Shouldn't you be complaining to Toro that he needs evaluation or do you just reserve that for women?
I thought that was implied. Porn obsession is the opposite side of the same mental illness as prudism. Both are perversions of the human body.
 
Nudity is soooo over-rated (unless she's either my wife or she's young and beautiful!)

My first experience with mass nudity was on nude beaches when I back-packed through Europe after college. I had an idealized version of nude beaches - basically, nothing but hot, young women leaping off the pages of Playboy or Victoria's Secret. Boy, was I wrong. Mostly, it was overweight, middle-aged people, with the occasional attractive topless woman.

My worst experience was in Croatia, when I rounded a corner behind a big rock to find a fat, middle-aged, sunburned man wearing nothing but a hat and sunglasses, lying on his side, and his legs wide open. He looked like a ridiculous, fat lobster.
That's the problem. People want porn and clothing optional beaches don't look like their hustler magazine. Nudity should be public but porn should be kept private.
Shouldn't you be complaining to Toro that he needs evaluation or do you just reserve that for women?
I thought that was implied. Porn obsession is the opposite side of the same mental illness as prudism. Both are perversions of the human body.

I'm the perv because I don't want my children exposed to YOU naked?

Jaysus now I've heard it all.
 
Nudity is soooo over-rated (unless she's either my wife or she's young and beautiful!)

My first experience with mass nudity was on nude beaches when I back-packed through Europe after college. I had an idealized version of nude beaches - basically, nothing but hot, young women leaping off the pages of Playboy or Victoria's Secret. Boy, was I wrong. Mostly, it was overweight, middle-aged people, with the occasional attractive topless woman.

My worst experience was in Croatia, when I rounded a corner behind a big rock to find a fat, middle-aged, sunburned man wearing nothing but a hat and sunglasses, lying on his side, and his legs wide open. He looked like a ridiculous, fat lobster.
That's the problem. People want porn and clothing optional beaches don't look like their hustler magazine. Nudity should be public but porn should be kept private.
Shouldn't you be complaining to Toro that he needs evaluation or do you just reserve that for women?
I thought that was implied. Porn obsession is the opposite side of the same mental illness as prudism. Both are perversions of the human body.
So is being a perv and excusing flashing your wanger to children and people who don't want to see it...but it's all THEIR fault, right?

Get help.

I didn't say that at all, did I?

Stop lying, Leftists!

Okay, so you like being naked and Gracie doesn't. I don't think that means there is anything wrong with either of you. Different strokes, so they say. :D
 
Shouldn't you be complaining to Toro that he needs evaluation or do you just reserve that for women?
I thought that was implied. Porn obsession is the opposite side of the same mental illness as prudism. Both are perversions of the human body.
So is being a perv and excusing flashing your wanger to children and people who don't want to see it...but it's all THEIR fault, right?

Get help.

I didn't say that at all, did I?

Stop lying, Leftists!

Okay, so you like being naked and Gracie doesn't. I don't think that means there is anything wrong with either of you. Different strokes, so they say. :D

I think Judicial Review was right about Gracie.

I don't think so. Gracie can be quite sweet and endearing. She has a pretty good sense of humor most of the time. She loves animals. So, she doesn't want to look at nudity, perhaps feels offended by seeing a stranger's genitals. I don't think it means she needs therapy though. :D I don't think you do either.
 
I thought that was implied. Porn obsession is the opposite side of the same mental illness as prudism. Both are perversions of the human body.
So is being a perv and excusing flashing your wanger to children and people who don't want to see it...but it's all THEIR fault, right?

Get help.

I didn't say that at all, did I?

Stop lying, Leftists!

Okay, so you like being naked and Gracie doesn't. I don't think that means there is anything wrong with either of you. Different strokes, so they say. :D

I think Judicial Review was right about Gracie.

I don't think so. Gracie can be quite sweet and endearing. She has a pretty good sense of humor most of the time. She loves animals. So, she doesn't want to look at nudity, perhaps feels offended by seeing a stranger's genitals. I don't think it means she needs therapy though. :D I don't think you do either.

She came on the attack right away. Forgive me if I don't see her good side.

Nobody's forcing her to look at nudity, so her antagonism remains unexplained.
 
So is being a perv and excusing flashing your wanger to children and people who don't want to see it...but it's all THEIR fault, right?

Get help.

I didn't say that at all, did I?

Stop lying, Leftists!

Okay, so you like being naked and Gracie doesn't. I don't think that means there is anything wrong with either of you. Different strokes, so they say. :D

I think Judicial Review was right about Gracie.

I don't think so. Gracie can be quite sweet and endearing. She has a pretty good sense of humor most of the time. She loves animals. So, she doesn't want to look at nudity, perhaps feels offended by seeing a stranger's genitals. I don't think it means she needs therapy though. :D I don't think you do either.

She came on the attack right away. Forgive me if I don't see her good side.

Nobody's forcing her to look at nudity, so her antagonism remains unexplained.

Okay, I'm sure the two of you can work it out without my help. Lol. :D I think you are both good posters.
 
I've never seen my parents naked, and none of my 5 kids have ever seen me naked either.

Seriously, I'm the odd man out on that one? I think not.
Yeah you are. Most people have seen their parents naked and weren't irreparably harmed by it. It may surprise you prudes that not everyone is terrified of naked people like you are.

By the way, I don't believe you, or the other loony bird.
 
I've never seen my parents naked, and none of my 5 kids have ever seen me naked either.

Seriously, I'm the odd man out on that one? I think not.
Yeah you are. Most people have seen their parents naked and weren't irreparably harmed by it. It may surprise you prudes that not everyone is terrified of naked people like you are.

By the way, I don't believe you, or the other loony bird.

Frankly, I don't care what you believe, I would however suggest you reread the forum rules and see that name calling and flaming is forbidden in this zone.
 
He's not a perv. Look we all have a choice to visit a nude beach or colony or not to. There's nothing wrong with them. If you are going to be this stupid about this then why don't you have an issue with men or women that have sex with multiple people in their life and increase the likelyness of disease? It's natural. Live with it you mooch.
 
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Gracie I am in sales and the cleaning business and I sell vacuums the number 1 vacuum in the world and shampoo system. I would have you sold after pulling the first dirt pad of dead carpet fibers and sand out of what I suspect you think is your super perfectionists white carpet. $2600 + tax all the way. Cash. I love clean freaks like you.
 
Could some of you guys, please take the flaming SOMEWHERE ELSE? Trying to derail a thread in A&F is just one more reason that some of ya'll shouldn't even bother posting in this forum.
 
Gracie I am in sales and the cleaning business and I sell vacuums the number 1 vacuum in the world and shampoo system. I would have you sold after pulling the first dirt pad of dead carpet fibers and sand out of what I suspect you think is your super perfectionists white carpet. $2600 + tax all the way. Cash. I love clean freaks like you.

Kirby?
 

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