Discussion in 'Current Events' started by RadiomanATL, Jan 30, 2010.
Rabid but funny every buddy gets there oxe gored this time/
Good they missed me.
1. Glenn Beck
Charges: As the Sybil of cable punditry and graduate of the prestigious University of I Don’t Remember, Beck’s bipolar professor routine is hands down the funniest thing on TV. When he gets out the chalkboard and starts drawing trees and playing misspelled word association games with a comically grave demeanor, Beck makes Stephen Colbert look like a piker. The fact that millions of Americans think he knows what he’s talking about, however, is not funny at all. If this simpering boob, blubbering the same old reds-under-the-bed melodrama from the ‘50s with a sophomoric Da Vinci Code twist, is the face of the people’s rebellion, sign us up for the empire.
Exhibit A: “This president has exposed himself as a guy, over and over and over again, who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture… I’m not saying that he doesn’t like white people.”
Sentence: Drowned in crocodile tears; eaten by crocodile.
I made the list.
But you have to guess who I am
15. Bart Stupak
Charges: Hes different than your average weirdo Christian congressman who rents a room in the creepy C Street Family house: hes a democrat, which makes his amendment to the health care bill all the more infuriating. It prohibits federal funds to cover any part of the costs of any health plan that includes coverage of abortion. With the exceptions of rape, incest and danger to the mother, women now have the freedom to choose between buying supplementary abortion coverage or paying out of pocket. Its your body, your choice.
Exhibit A: Ill put my progressive credentials up against anyones.
Sentence: Caught in compromising position with Ben Nelson.
Glenn is still number 1
That was one of the funniest pieces I've ever read!!!!
Sentence: AIDS, one of Magic Johnson’s pills, Lake Michigan and a crazy straw.
I read that and dont know what that means .
This could apply to so many politicians but he was the lucky one to receive it. Good for him. They're all bitches and thieves.
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