Ten Thougts For 2008

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    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    The Number 1 Thought For 2008
    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
     

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