Terry
Shut the $%$ Up!
- Jan 15, 2009
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Wait you all you have to hear some of the few pick up lines he used on me. Let me set the scene ok. At the beach once, he said "Well hey there gorgeous" I said Hello what's up today? He replied "Just hanging out why my wet suit is getting stretched, want to give me swimming lessons"?
Next time in a club, I'm standing way in the corner of the bar minding my own biz. He comes up and goes "well look who is here", I roll my eyes. He says, You know I'm a pilot. I said yeah what do you fly, he said actually I'm an astronaut in training, come with me I'll show you what zero gravity feels like."
I mean come on...Lame...stupid...but I was secretly laughing inside. He was never serious stating this, it was just his way to make me laugh. He did everything he could to open that door...it took a long time but he did. LOL
Next time in a club, I'm standing way in the corner of the bar minding my own biz. He comes up and goes "well look who is here", I roll my eyes. He says, You know I'm a pilot. I said yeah what do you fly, he said actually I'm an astronaut in training, come with me I'll show you what zero gravity feels like."
I mean come on...Lame...stupid...but I was secretly laughing inside. He was never serious stating this, it was just his way to make me laugh. He did everything he could to open that door...it took a long time but he did. LOL