Ted Haggard "Cured" of Homosexuality

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    Ted Haggard, the disgraced former leader of an Evangelical Christian Group, has been declared "cured" of his homosexuality after 3 weeks of intensive "therapy" and is now a total heterosexual.

    WHAT!!!!

    Is this Snake Oil sales, or what? Whom is this guy and this group trying to deceive?

    So this same fellow who snorted Meth off the buttocks of a male prostitute is now totally normal! No more hypocrisy! NOT!!! As far as the experts know, homosexuality is not a "disease" and is not something to be cured. Or, perhaps the therapists practicing on Haggard for 3 weeks can publish their methods and make millions and millions.

    Of course, Haggard will not be let back into the ministry and can only continue to be a "lay practitioner".

    What a joke.
     
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    It's all a farce.
     
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    I have news!!

    I've been cured of being a male!
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    Now how crazy does that sound ^? You cant just change ur sexuality, you are what you are. Stupid, stupid man.
     
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    Sorry to hear about your sex change. Being a man is pretty fun.
     
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    How do you know for sure? (not saying this incident isn't a farce)

    Since homosexuality is an aberration of nature, is it not conceivable that the condition could be reversible -- whether it's a physical condition, an emotional one, or a combination of both?
     
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    Is it not enough to know people who have tried it through personal means and stupid shit like Exodus Intl.? I have never seen a successful reverse. It's always a farce or the person thinks they have to suppress the feelings and lie to themselves and others every damn day.
     
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    I don't know. I have my doubts. Jimmy Swaggart convinced me when he cried that he sinned against the lord the first time he was seen with a prostitute. Yet, later, he was caught a second time. Those scenes are little more than jail-house conversions by people who want forgiveness - by congregations and judges - what's the difference?
     
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    When in doubt, follow the money. For example, in three weeks, do you think any team of doctors could convince you to change your sexual preferences? Okay... now, imagine a fortune of both money and social power awaited you at the end of that transition.:eusa_whistle: Betchya you could pretend!
     
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    How are supposed to know that he is really cured? He should make a porn video with a well-known porn actress and then release it on the Internet. Then we can make our own judgment.
     
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    Goto this thread:

    <center><a href=http://usmessageboard.com/showthread.php?t=47080>The Fabulously Reverend Ted Haggard</a>
     

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