Ted Cruz breaking the news to his father he was endorsing Donald Trump:

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    Every post of yours basically flies in your claim to post things that are intelligent.

    You always...and I mean....ALWAYS....commit the fallacy of generalization. You ascribe the rantings of a few whackjobs to half this nation.

    Only because it suites your purposes.

    You are a liar and a fraud.

    You are not that funny.

    And certainly don't dazzle the board with your intelligence.

    Fear rules your life.

    But you make good fodder for the rest of us who see you for the clown you are.
     
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    Hello? Dad? Is that you?

    But Dad.......

    Dad, I never...........

    Listen Dad, no one is going to remember this once the election is over.

    Dad, I'm not suggesting you have alzheimer's.

    Dad, this isn't about you. But dad.

    Dad, I know you're a citizen.

    Dad, I told you before, no one is coming to get you for killing JFK.

    Dad, I'm not saying you killed JFK.

    Hello?

    Dad?

    Dad?
     
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    Didn't sound any less stupid the second time around.
     
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    Imagine how Ted's father feels.
     
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    I am to busy laughing at you to imagine anything.
     
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    I bet you aren't laughing as much as Donald Trump.
     
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    Ted Cruz had a similar conversation with his wife

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    Beyond the two most guys have?
     
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    Funny how you have so many delusions, but can't imagine.
     
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    I don't recall consistently being called the board moron like you are.
     

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