Syria: We will rain missles down on Tel Aviv

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    Syria threatens to set Middle East on fire

    In response to reports that NATO is contemplating taking military strikes on Syria, ASSSSad threatend:
    (1) Syria will rain missiles down on Tel Aviv,
    (2) Hezbollah will be called to attack Israel,
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    (3) Iran will strike US and European ships in the Gulf!

    Oh boy do I hope NATO attacks Syria and that ASSSSad isn't bluffing!

    How I see it going down:
    (1) NATO strikes Syrians military establishments (military bases, factories, airfields etc) and imposes a no fly zone. They want to do it Libya style.
    (2) Syria musters the remaining missile it has and moves them towards the Israeli border. Israel response with an air attack, knocking out the missiles before any can take off and hitting more of Syria's military establishment.
    (3) ASSSad does a lot of talk, but he can afford to fight Israel, since he is now fighting for his life like Gaddiff!
    (4) Iran does nothing but talk a bunch like the paper dragon they are.
    (5) Hezbollah attacks, thinking they will do it like the 2nd Lebanese War, but this time Bibi orders a massive counter strike! No leaflets getting dropped, no bowing to Europe's calls for proportionate response and no hands behind their back. The fighting last for a few weeks to a few months, with Hezbollah running scared!
    (6) ASSSSad eventually leaves the country (probably yo Iran) with his tail between his legs.
     
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    Photonic Ad astra!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Don't forget that NATO will probably arm Syrian citizens like Libya so they can do the ground work for us.
     
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    Anything Syria does that results in it getting its ass kicked if fine with me.
     
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    Assad should resign and let democratic elections go forth in Syria.
     
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    Yeah, like a dictator is going to do that.
     
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    I seriously doubt Iran would join in any conflict concerning Syria. At least openly. Iranian airstrikes against allied shipping would give the US the excuse the need to destroy all their nuclear sites, something the Iranians would be reluctant to expose.

    Syria and Hezbollah could cause some damage but the internal pressures might cause the Syrian army to fracture even more and the purported missile strike might fail. NATO warplanes would certainly target them if they were being moved. Plus Israel has a lot better anti missile system than back in 1990's when they relied on Patriot batteries.
     
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    I remember Saddam's promise of "rivers of blood". They're all bunch of little freakazoids. Israel will wipe them out toot-sweet.
     
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    Like Gaddiff he doesn't want to and appears like he won't!
     
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    I despise Assad. In this case, though, he's all talk. It's pretty much standard for the region.
     

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