Student Rescued From GIGANTIC VAGINA!

[TrainTime]

"That jellyroll drive a man insane".
-unknown blues singer-

We've all heard the joke about tying a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in, but in this case it might have helped.

Why this young man decided to explore a statue of a vagina is known only to him....maybe his sex-ed class didn't answer his curiosity about what the hell IS inside that thang. So he decided to find out for himself. And as luck would have it, ended up a prisoner of love?

BERLIN — An American exchange student who got stuck in a giant vagina sculpture was freed by firefighters in southwestern Germany.

American student rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany | Detroit Free Press | freep.com

 

[shart_attack]

I have got to get inside this story!!!

 

[Bush92]

What a douche.

 

[TrainTime]

I have got to get inside this story!!!

 

[namvet]

its Moochelle's

 

[Politico]

Couldn't have been. He would have slid right out.

 

[namvet]

Couldn't have been. He would have slid right out.

her snatch could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose

both ends are registered weapons

 

[shart_attack]

I'm still scratching my head—literally—trying to figure out why they didn't use astroglide to get him out.

 

[Politico]

Men are idiots. They spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina and the rest of their lives trying to get back in one.

 

[blastoff]

Wonder how much they paid Hillary to pose?

 

[dilloduck]

Men are idiots. They spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina and the rest of their lives trying to get back in one.

We're not idiots---we got ejected from those vaginas---kicking and screaming.

 

[patrick57]

i'm still scratching my head—literally—trying to figure out why they didn't use astroglide to get him out.

ky-hiway!

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

its Moochelle's

She doesn't have one.

 

[Mr. H.]

its Moochelle's

She doesn't have one.

While Barack does.

They'll have their own reality show once he leaves office.