Starbucks

[Gunny]

So there I was, some knucklehead had spilled my coffee. Being the calm, cool and collected person that I am, I did not slay the moron. I walked across the street and entered the Starbucks.



What a bunch of wannabe-elite, preppy schmutzes! I was looking in the corner for Rod Serling to announce I had just entered the Twilight Zone! Alleged men in dress pants and sweaters buying coffee with FOAM on top of a rather phallic looking cup.

I had to read the whole menu to find what I thought was coffee, and ask if it was in fact coffee to which some geek affirmed. I then asked for a large and he says," You mean a venti?" I'm like WTF? Gimmee a coffee in the largest cup you got. For which, I paid $2-freakin-dollars for.

Moral of the story: Next time someone spills your $1.09 extra large coffee from the convenience store, slay 'em.

 

[Dis]

So there I was, some knucklehead had spilled my coffee. Being the calm, cool and collected person that I am, I did not slay the moron. I walked across the street and entered the Starbucks.



What a bunch of wannabe-elite, preppy schmutzes! I was looking in the corner for Rod Serling to announce I had just entered the Twilight Zone! Alleged men in dress pants and sweaters buying coffee with FOAM on top of a rather phallic looking cup.

I had to read the whole menu to find what I thought was coffee, and ask if it was in fact coffee to which some geek affirmed. I then asked for a large and he says," You mean a venti?" I'm like WTF? Gimmee a coffee in the largest cup you got. For which, I paid $2-freakin-dollars for.

Moral of the story: Next time someone spills your $1.09 extra large coffee from the convenience store, slay 'em.

Ahem. I am not a wanna-be elite preppy "schmutz".

And foam is on cappuccino - not coffee. Sheesh. Next time, just order a venti breakfast blend. It's coffee. Strong. Black. Period.

 

[random3434]

So there I was, some knucklehead had spilled my coffee. Being the calm, cool and collected person that I am, I did not slay the moron. I walked across the street and entered the Starbucks.



What a bunch of wannabe-elite, preppy schmutzes! I was looking in the corner for Rod Serling to announce I had just entered the Twilight Zone! Alleged men in dress pants and sweaters buying coffee with FOAM on top of a rather phallic looking cup.

I had to read the whole menu to find what I thought was coffee, and ask if it was in fact coffee to which some geek affirmed. I then asked for a large and he says," You mean a venti?" I'm like WTF? Gimmee a coffee in the largest cup you got. For which, I paid $2-freakin-dollars for.

Moral of the story: Next time someone spills your $1.09 extra large coffee from the convenience store, slay 'em.

LOL!

I don't get how/why people spend all that money on coffee in places like that, unless it's for a date or such.


Pretentious Coffee has it's price I guess..............

 

[Dis]

LOL!

I don't get how/why people spend all that money on coffee in places like that, unless it's for a date or such.


Pretentious Coffee has it's price I guess..............

If you've ever tasted a Peppermint Mocha Twist, methinks you'd understand. Unless you don't like espresso, milk, peppermint, chocolate, or whipped cream.

 

[Isolde]

LOL at your hot head!

I hate pretentious coffee houses.

 

[Gunny]

Ahem. I am not a wanna-be elite preppy "schmutz".

And foam is on cappuccino - not coffee. Sheesh. Next time, just order a venti breakfast blend. It's coffee. Strong. Black. Period.

Whatever. Crapuccino, foamy gay cups ... screw THAT. I wear freaking Levis and boots. I want REAL coffee, not some candied up shit in a cup.

 

[Gunny]

If you've ever tasted a Peppermint Mocha Twist, methinks you'd understand. Unless you don't like espresso, milk, peppermint, chocolate, or whipped cream.

That's not coffee. That crap comes in little wrappers from the Candy Factory.

 

[random3434]

Whatever. Crapuccino, foamy gay cups ... screw THAT. I wear freaking Levis and boots. I want REAL coffee, not some candied up shit in a cup.

Yeah, but if you were REALLY tough, you would drink your coffee from your boots!

 

[Dis]

That's not coffee. That crap comes in little wrappers from the Candy Factory.

Here's a novel idea. Get a real coffee mug that can't be spilled, rather than some gay-assed foam cup with a cute little design on it.

 

[Gunny]

Yeah, but if you were REALLY tough, you would drink your coffee from your boots!

I'm a retired Marine. I've drank coffee that would remove paint and my boots might be one of the few things I HAVEN'T drank out of.

 

[random3434]

I'm a retired Marine. I've drank coffee that would remove paint and my boots might be one of the few things I HAVEN'T drank out of.

I had a guy drink beer out of my shoe during spring break in college, is that the same thing?

 

[Gunny]

Here's a novel idea. Get a real coffee mug that can't be spilled, rather than some gay-assed foam cup with a cute little design on it.

Here's a better idea. YOU take a real coffee mug on a construction site. Your coffee will not only be spilled, your mug will be broken and you can be twice as pissed.

 

[Gunny]

I had a guy drink beer out of my shoe during spring break in college, is that the same thing?

Was it a toeless one?

 

[Dis]

Here's a better idea. YOU take a real coffee mug on a construction site. Your coffee will not only be spilled, your mug will be broken and you can be twice as pissed.

You're a man. You wear freakin Levi's and boots. Stainless steel.

 

[random3434]

Was it a toeless one?

Nope,,he had all 10!

 

[Gunny]

You're a man. You wear freakin Levi's and boots. Stainless steel.

Where do you suggest I keep this stainless steel cup? In the 20-30 lbs worth of tools I carry? Or should I get a special pouch just for it?

When I'm done, I'm tossing the cup. Keeping track of dishes r not us.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

Starbucks sizes-

Tall
Grande
Venti

Two mean large and the other is Spanish for 20. What the fuck sense does that make? BTW, their coffee sucks.

 

[Gunny]

Nope,,he had all 10!

TMI

 

[Dis]

Where do you suggest I keep this stainless steel cup? In the 20-30 lbs worth of tools I carry? Or should I get a special pouch just for it?

When I'm done, I'm tossing the cup. Keeping track of dishes r not us.

Well, then hold on to it better. That's the second up you've managed to have spilled in as many weeks, and it's always someone elses fault.

 

[Dis]

Starbucks sizes-

Tall
Grande
Venti

Two mean large and th other is Spanish for 20. What the fuck sense does that make? BTW, their coffee sucks.

20oz perhaps, since that's the size of the cup?