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    So there I was, some knucklehead had spilled my coffee. Being the calm, cool and collected person that I am, I did not slay the moron. I walked across the street and entered the Starbucks.

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    What a bunch of wannabe-elite, preppy schmutzes! I was looking in the corner for Rod Serling to announce I had just entered the Twilight Zone! Alleged men in dress pants and sweaters buying coffee with FOAM on top of a rather phallic looking cup.

    I had to read the whole menu to find what I thought was coffee, and ask if it was in fact coffee to which some geek affirmed. I then asked for a large and he says," You mean a venti?" I'm like WTF? Gimmee a coffee in the largest cup you got. For which, I paid $2-freakin-dollars for.

    Moral of the story: Next time someone spills your $1.09 extra large coffee from the convenience store, slay 'em.:evil:
     
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    Ahem. I am not a wanna-be elite preppy "schmutz". :evil:

    And foam is on cappuccino - not coffee. Sheesh. Next time, just order a venti breakfast blend. It's coffee. Strong. Black. Period.
     
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    LOL!

    I don't get how/why people spend all that money on coffee in places like that, unless it's for a date or such.


    Pretentious Coffee has it's price I guess..............
     
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    If you've ever tasted a Peppermint Mocha Twist, methinks you'd understand. Unless you don't like espresso, milk, peppermint, chocolate, or whipped cream.
     
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    LOL at your hot head!

    I hate pretentious coffee houses. :D
     
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    Whatever. Crapuccino, foamy gay cups ... screw THAT. I wear freaking Levis and boots. I want REAL coffee, not some candied up shit in a cup.
     
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    That's not coffee. That crap comes in little wrappers from the Candy Factory.:eusa_whistle:
     
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    Yeah, but if you were REALLY tough, you would drink your coffee from your boots! :lol:
     
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    Here's a novel idea. Get a real coffee mug that can't be spilled, rather than some gay-assed foam cup with a cute little design on it.
     
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    I'm a retired Marine. I've drank coffee that would remove paint and my boots might be one of the few things I HAVEN'T drank out of.:lol:
     

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