Spare Empty Podium Expected To Win Democratic Debates By Wide Margin

[Weatherman2020]

MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set up backstage at the Democratic debate this evening is projected to win the event "hands down" according to experts.

"This spare podium and microphone won't say anything stupid, won't vow to take more of your money away, and won't promise voters to meddle in your lives," said one commentator. "The podium's policy positions are hard to argue with. You don't have to deal with Warren's reparations, Biden's empty promise to cure cancer, or Bernie's plan to cancel all student debt."

"In a lot of ways, the empty podium may win over everybody tonight," the commentator continued. "I know it has my vote."

Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation.

Spare Empty Podium Expected To Win Democratic Debates By Wide Margin

 

[william the wie]

Since the only thing the Ds have nominated since 1976 has been an empty podium how do you explain Trump?

 

[MisterBeale]

MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set up backstage at the Democratic debate this evening is projected to win the event "hands down" according to experts.

"This spare podium and microphone won't say anything stupid, won't vow to take more of your money away, and won't promise voters to meddle in your lives," said one commentator. "The podium's policy positions are hard to argue with. You don't have to deal with Warren's reparations, Biden's empty promise to cure cancer, or Bernie's plan to cancel all student debt."

"In a lot of ways, the empty podium may win over everybody tonight," the commentator continued. "I know it has my vote."

Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation.

Spare Empty Podium Expected To Win Democratic Debates By Wide Margin

". . . . Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation."

 

[Weatherman2020]

MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set up backstage at the Democratic debate this evening is projected to win the event "hands down" according to experts.

"This spare podium and microphone won't say anything stupid, won't vow to take more of your money away, and won't promise voters to meddle in your lives," said one commentator. "The podium's policy positions are hard to argue with. You don't have to deal with Warren's reparations, Biden's empty promise to cure cancer, or Bernie's plan to cancel all student debt."

"In a lot of ways, the empty podium may win over everybody tonight," the commentator continued. "I know it has my vote."

Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation.

Spare Empty Podium Expected To Win Democratic Debates By Wide Margin

". . . . Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation."

Trump has kept more promises than any modern President.

 

[william the wie]

MIAMI, FL—A spare empty podium and microphone set up backstage at the Democratic debate this evening is projected to win the event "hands down" according to experts.

"This spare podium and microphone won't say anything stupid, won't vow to take more of your money away, and won't promise voters to meddle in your lives," said one commentator. "The podium's policy positions are hard to argue with. You don't have to deal with Warren's reparations, Biden's empty promise to cure cancer, or Bernie's plan to cancel all student debt."

"In a lot of ways, the empty podium may win over everybody tonight," the commentator continued. "I know it has my vote."

Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation.

Spare Empty Podium Expected To Win Democratic Debates By Wide Margin

". . . . Should the podium win the Democratic primaries, it will face Donald Trump in the general election. While Trump has had some success in the White House, experts believe that the empty podium, consisting of nobody at all, is likely to beat out Trump as the ideal leader of our nation."

Trump has kept more promises than any modern President.

Talk about damning with faint praise.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

I could only take about 35 minutes of Pt 1 before I wanted to slice my wrists

Part 2 tomorrow ....I gotta see joe .......blow

 

[MisterBeale]

I could only take about 35 minutes of Pt 1 before I wanted to slice my wrists

Part 2 tomorrow ....I gotta see joe .......blow

I don't have a TEE VEE, I watched the stream on YouTube, it kept crashing for some odd reason.

Then I watched the stream on FB.

Interestingly enough, the majority of the folks watching on FB? There were Trump supporters there to slag on them or Maddow.


Either way, the comments were more entertaining and interesting than the debate was. . .



I'm thinking, unless the establishment electronically manipulates the votes, or unless Trump starts a war, he should have this thing in the bag judging from the meta-data.


OTH, you never can tell about folks that don't bother to interact with the web.