Songwriting Help! "Squeak the Whiny Snowflake"

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    Please help with ideas and jokes for lyrics to a political spoof
    on Puff the Magic Dragon. I am trying to create a cartoon
    character, a mix between a dog toy and a Spongebob type starfish,
    that squeaks in protest against Conservative and Christian
    solutions to problems that liberals want to solve through Govt.

    Squeak the Whiny Snowflake

    Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
    Loves to smoke his pot
    And doesn't like Conservatives
    To tell him "No you're not!"

    The prayers that stop addiction
    and cure disease for free
    Are feared by liberal atheists
    Who push LGBT
    Not Christians with free healing
    And health care charities
    Squeak wants Government to pay
    While spreading more disease!

    Cuz Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
    Wants what he believes
    Establishing that through every State
    In place of other creeds!
    No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
    Makes no sense at all
    To claim free choice of his beliefs
    By making them the law!

    Abortion kills more babies
    We don't see on the news.
    So when it comes to using guns
    Why ban the right to choose?
    Bans won't stop abortion,
    Will they stop criminals?
    The liberals blame the NRA
    Who blame the liberals!

    Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
    Makes no sense at all
    Smoking too much crack or weed
    To dictate public law!

    Obama must be magic
    He passed the ACA
    Where liberals who defend free choice
    All flipped the other way!

    No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
    Wants what he believes
    He doesn't get that it's faith based
    Like any other creed.
    He doesn't like Conservatives
    to say they don't agree.
    Free exercise only applies
    to Liberal beliefs!

    Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
    Wants to make it law
    Not separate beliefs from state
    That liberates us all!
     
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    So lame
     
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    That's why I asked for help on this one.
    Got any better ideas TheOldSchool?

    The song is for conservatives whining on facebook.
    I'm saying they sound like liberals.
    Since they complain about clowns in govt,
    I am writing both a serious letter to officials
    about recognizing and separating poltical beliefs from govt.
    And writing spoofy song lyrics about it.

    And we'll see which approach reaches more people
    to motivate REAL change. a goofy song that I agree
    is lame compared with real legislative reform!

    If you have ideas for either one, I'll post the draft of
    the serious points I am trying to summarize for a public open letter....

    In this media culture TheOldSchool
    it's the spoofy goofy approach that goes viral
    We'll see what produces results that get us somewhere
    instead of yelling back and forth int he media without end!
     
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    Trump the magic asshole
    Loves prostitutes
    He buys them while his wife’s at home
    Pregnant by herself!
     
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    Here's an idea. Try something besides song writing, cause you suck at it.
     
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    Dear BULLDOG
    Do you have better lyrics or can you refer someone who does?

    If you don't like that song, here are others I wrote
    linked to www.10million.net

    I wrote song lyrics against media and legal abuse that targets and bullyies rape victims.
    www.stoprapenow.net

    I wrote a whole series on the Civil Wrongs in Freedmen's Town including
    www.houstonprogressive.org/4d-song.html
    www.houstonprogressive.org/4d-songs.html

    Here's one for the Rights of the Workers
    www.rightsfortheworkers.org

    If you don't like this Whiny song, are there
    others you think are better?

    www.americanwildlife.ca
    Here's a whole rock series on saving the redwood rainforest ecosystem
    from corporate destruction at taxpayers expense. Surely you might
    like ONE Song in this set.
     
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    Trump the Russian agent
    Golfs by the sea
    Every single weekend
    With the taxpayer’s money!
     
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    Ok,Ok, Quite an impressive list. That particular one sucked though. I know I can't write lyrics. When I was younger, and making a few bucks playing music, I tried a few times until I got tired of being told to just worry about the rhythm line and leave the lyrics to someone who didn't suck. I'm somewhat of an expert on terrible lyrics.
     
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    Jared and Ivanka
    Are going to go to jail
    The liberals will laugh and laugh
    And laugh and laugh and laugh!
     

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