Songwriting Help! "Squeak the Whiny Snowflake"

[emilynghiem]

Please help with ideas and jokes for lyrics to a political spoof
on Puff the Magic Dragon. I am trying to create a cartoon
character, a mix between a dog toy and a Spongebob type starfish,
that squeaks in protest against Conservative and Christian
solutions to problems that liberals want to solve through Govt.

Squeak the Whiny Snowflake

Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Loves to smoke his pot
And doesn't like Conservatives
To tell him "No you're not!"

The prayers that stop addiction
and cure disease for free
Are feared by liberal atheists
Who push LGBT
Not Christians with free healing
And health care charities
Squeak wants Government to pay
While spreading more disease!

Cuz Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants what he believes
Establishing that through every State
In place of other creeds!
No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Makes no sense at all
To claim free choice of his beliefs
By making them the law!

Abortion kills more babies
We don't see on the news.
So when it comes to using guns
Why ban the right to choose?
Bans won't stop abortion,
Will they stop criminals?
The liberals blame the NRA
Who blame the liberals!

Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Makes no sense at all
Smoking too much crack or weed
To dictate public law!

Obama must be magic
He passed the ACA
Where liberals who defend free choice
All flipped the other way!

No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants what he believes
He doesn't get that it's faith based
Like any other creed.
He doesn't like Conservatives
to say they don't agree.
Free exercise only applies
to Liberal beliefs!

Squeak the Whiny Snowflake
Wants to make it law
Not separate beliefs from state
That liberates us all!

 

[TheOldSchool]

So lame

 

[emilynghiem]

So lame

That's why I asked for help on this one.
Got any better ideas TheOldSchool?

The song is for conservatives whining on facebook.
I'm saying they sound like liberals.
Since they complain about clowns in govt,
I am writing both a serious letter to officials
about recognizing and separating poltical beliefs from govt.
And writing spoofy song lyrics about it.

And we'll see which approach reaches more people
to motivate REAL change. a goofy song that I agree
is lame compared with real legislative reform!

If you have ideas for either one, I'll post the draft of
the serious points I am trying to summarize for a public open letter....

In this media culture TheOldSchool
it's the spoofy goofy approach that goes viral
We'll see what produces results that get us somewhere
instead of yelling back and forth int he media without end!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Trump the magic asshole
Loves prostitutes
He buys them while his wife’s at home
Pregnant by herself!

 

[BULLDOG]

So lame

That's why I asked for help on this one.
Got any better ideas TheOldSchool?

The song is for conservatives whining on facebook.
I'm saying they sound like liberals.
Since they complain about clowns in govt,
I am writing both a serious letter to officials
about recognizing and separating poltical beliefs from govt.
And writing spoofy song lyrics about it.

And we'll see which approach reaches more people
to motivate REAL change. a goofy song that I agree
is lame compared with real legislative reform!

If you have ideas for either one, I'll post the draft of
the serious points I am trying to summarize for a public open letter....

In this media culture TheOldSchool
it's the spoofy goofy approach that goes viral
We'll see what produces results that get us somewhere
instead of yelling back and forth int he media without end!

Here's an idea. Try something besides song writing, cause you suck at it.

 

[emilynghiem]

So lame

That's why I asked for help on this one.
Got any better ideas TheOldSchool?

The song is for conservatives whining on facebook.
I'm saying they sound like liberals.
Since they complain about clowns in govt,
I am writing both a serious letter to officials
about recognizing and separating poltical beliefs from govt.
And writing spoofy song lyrics about it.

And we'll see which approach reaches more people
to motivate REAL change. a goofy song that I agree
is lame compared with real legislative reform!

If you have ideas for either one, I'll post the draft of
the serious points I am trying to summarize for a public open letter....

In this media culture TheOldSchool
it's the spoofy goofy approach that goes viral
We'll see what produces results that get us somewhere
instead of yelling back and forth int he media without end!

Here's an idea. Try something besides song writing, cause you suck at it.

Dear BULLDOG
Do you have better lyrics or can you refer someone who does?

If you don't like that song, here are others I wrote
linked to www.10million.net

I wrote song lyrics against media and legal abuse that targets and bullyies rape victims.
www.stoprapenow.net

I wrote a whole series on the Civil Wrongs in Freedmen's Town including
www.houstonprogressive.org/4d-song.html
www.houstonprogressive.org/4d-songs.html

Here's one for the Rights of the Workers
www.rightsfortheworkers.org

If you don't like this Whiny song, are there
others you think are better?

www.americanwildlife.ca
Here's a whole rock series on saving the redwood rainforest ecosystem
from corporate destruction at taxpayers expense. Surely you might
like ONE Song in this set.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Trump the Russian agent
Golfs by the sea
Every single weekend
With the taxpayer’s money!

 

[BULLDOG]

So lame

That's why I asked for help on this one.
Got any better ideas TheOldSchool?

The song is for conservatives whining on facebook.
I'm saying they sound like liberals.
Since they complain about clowns in govt,
I am writing both a serious letter to officials
about recognizing and separating poltical beliefs from govt.
And writing spoofy song lyrics about it.

And we'll see which approach reaches more people
to motivate REAL change. a goofy song that I agree
is lame compared with real legislative reform!

If you have ideas for either one, I'll post the draft of
the serious points I am trying to summarize for a public open letter....

In this media culture TheOldSchool
it's the spoofy goofy approach that goes viral
We'll see what produces results that get us somewhere
instead of yelling back and forth int he media without end!

Here's an idea. Try something besides song writing, cause you suck at it.

Dear BULLDOG
Do you have better lyrics or can you refer someone who does?

If you don't like that song, here are others I wrote
linked to www.10million.net

I wrote song lyrics against media and legal abuse that targets and bullyies rape victims.
www.stoprapenow.net

I wrote a whole series on the Civil Wrongs in Freedmen's Town including
www.houstonprogressive.org/4d-song.html
www.houstonprogressive.org/4d-songs.html

Here's one for the Rights of the Workers
www.rightsfortheworkers.org

If you don't like this Whiny song, are there
others you think are better?

www.americanwildlife.ca
Here's a whole rock series on saving the redwood rainforest ecosystem
from corporate destruction at taxpayers expense. Surely you might
like ONE Song in this set.

Ok,Ok, Quite an impressive list. That particular one sucked though. I know I can't write lyrics. When I was younger, and making a few bucks playing music, I tried a few times until I got tired of being told to just worry about the rhythm line and leave the lyrics to someone who didn't suck. I'm somewhat of an expert on terrible lyrics.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Jared and Ivanka
Are going to go to jail
The liberals will laugh and laugh
And laugh and laugh and laugh!