Please help with ideas and jokes for lyrics to a political spoof on Puff the Magic Dragon. I am trying to create a cartoon character, a mix between a dog toy and a Spongebob type starfish, that squeaks in protest against Conservative and Christian solutions to problems that liberals want to solve through Govt. Squeak the Whiny Snowflake Squeak the Whiny Snowflake Loves to smoke his pot And doesn't like Conservatives To tell him "No you're not!" The prayers that stop addiction and cure disease for free Are feared by liberal atheists Who push LGBT Not Christians with free healing And health care charities Squeak wants Government to pay While spreading more disease! Cuz Squeak the Whiny Snowflake Wants what he believes Establishing that through every State In place of other creeds! No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake Makes no sense at all To claim free choice of his beliefs By making them the law! Abortion kills more babies We don't see on the news. So when it comes to using guns Why ban the right to choose? Bans won't stop abortion, Will they stop criminals? The liberals blame the NRA Who blame the liberals! Squeak the Whiny Snowflake Makes no sense at all Smoking too much crack or weed To dictate public law! Obama must be magic He passed the ACA Where liberals who defend free choice All flipped the other way! No Squeak the Whiny Snowflake Wants what he believes He doesn't get that it's faith based Like any other creed. He doesn't like Conservatives to say they don't agree. Free exercise only applies to Liberal beliefs! Squeak the Whiny Snowflake Wants to make it law Not separate beliefs from state That liberates us all!