Typical woman driver: has no idea where she wants to go, takes up the whole sky, goes round and round in circles then ends right back where she started.
Dont know it they're still around but there was a company that would take you up and let you fly the plane and have dog fights with another person.
They used lasers to activate a smoke bomb on the other persons plane. Of course they had real pilots that would take over if you screwed up.
It was done over Lake Conroe.
A buddy of mine did it and ended up puking.
If I remember correctly the pilots called you a spitting viper if you puked.