See You in May Bootneck~

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  1. random3434
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    Our favorite Royal Marine and good friend Bootneck is leaving for another tour to Afghanistan on Monday.

    Let's send good thoughts his way, prayers, well wishes, and some good jokes before he goes.

    He has brought a lot of laughter to us on here, and he will be greatly missed.


    Keep your head down Marine, do your tasks you are sent there for, and come back home safe to us!


    :thup:
     
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    Stay safe!

    and in the meantime, here's all the blond jokes you can want.

    Blonde Jokes

    one to get you started:

     
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    Have a good one mate.

    Noli illigitimi carborundum. :drillsergeant:
     
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    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by
    a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
    idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
    for conversation.

    Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
    something bothering you?

    Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, It looks
    like you have seen a lot of action.

    Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, You
    know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, You know, I hope you don't take this the
    wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?

    1955, ma'am.

    Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and
    led him to a private room where she proceeded to relax him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
    Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
    voice, I hope not, it's only 2130 now.

    (Don't ya just love military time?!)
     
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    Going to miss you and your jokes.

    Hard to believe you are a Brit because most of them could be understood and were actually funny!!!

    Safe return. :eusa_angel:
     
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    i wont say goodbye....i will be catching ya on the flip side of this tour...be sure colin keeps us updated and gives us an address to mail ya a winter solstice card....

    ya know it goes without saying...if you need anything ....let us know and we will get it to ya...i think i can safety speak for the majority of the board on that....

    be safe.
     
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    Oh Bootneck, I am going to miss you! Stay safe and know that you are in my prayers. And remember all the jokes you'll hear so when you get back you can share them and we can all have good laughs and pos rep the shit out you!! :D Best of luck, thank you for your service, and God bless. :)
     
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    I haven't been here very long but every member of our Armed Forces deserve our support. Good luck to you, Bootneck and stay safe...Thank you for your continued service to Our Country.
     
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    Stay safe. Thank you.
     
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    Hey Boot. Stay safe...hope to hear from you soon...all good news too!
     
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